O Fortuna.
It starts slowly...the skies darken unnaturally, and storm clouds gather. The skies slowly turn to red and lightning begins to streak down, striking buildings, the first signs of something great and terrible coming. Then, without warning, the skies split asunder and a swirling vortex opens. At first, the humans think that it is some messenger from the Heavens, but their hope is quashed as a chariot pulled by two snarling flaming dragons descends, a figure dressed in all black armor spurring them on, his spear held high. The dragons crash into the earth, the ground cracking and exploding under their feet. As the chariot comes to a stop, the figure steps down, as terrified crowds whose curiosity got the better of them gather round. The figure steps down and removes his helmet, and an audible gasp sounds through the crowd. One onlooker turns to another and whispers "Lethal Duck...has returned".
And so it is that I have indeed returned to the power that is Livejournal, and wish to catch up with all the random crap that goes on with you journal reading imps, including the fights I can degrade and the insults I can ridicule. Send me your verbal fecal matter, I need ridicule fuel...ooh that rhymes.
Anyway, I would like to semi-randomly dedicate this really out of practice entry to the twin beautiful (but terrible) forces of Rivkha Wardstromm and Hannah Figgsquire, both of whom are wise and mighty beyond their years. WISE AND MIGHTY.
Perhaps I should clone them...that'd be cool...but like...give the clones lasers and things.
Anyway, this is some sorta crazy thing to say I'll try and actually update a bit more in future. Probably. Maybe...uh. Shut up.
He Of The Vortex,
Lethal Duck
And so it is that I have indeed returned to the power that is Livejournal, and wish to catch up with all the random crap that goes on with you journal reading imps, including the fights I can degrade and the insults I can ridicule. Send me your verbal fecal matter, I need ridicule fuel...ooh that rhymes.
Anyway, I would like to semi-randomly dedicate this really out of practice entry to the twin beautiful (but terrible) forces of Rivkha Wardstromm and Hannah Figgsquire, both of whom are wise and mighty beyond their years. WISE AND MIGHTY.
Perhaps I should clone them...that'd be cool...but like...give the clones lasers and things.
Anyway, this is some sorta crazy thing to say I'll try and actually update a bit more in future. Probably. Maybe...uh. Shut up.
He Of The Vortex,
Lethal Duck