Things I Learned About Black Men Last Night
1. Never piss off a balck man with a metal spoon. Hell keep hitting you with it until it bends.
2. Never talk shit to a black man while hes stoned, hell make 30 minute free style raps about how hes going to kill you. and they suck
3. Tell a black man he'll only owe u a certain dollar amount if hell buy u 2 dollars under what he would normally owe u, n hell do it 4 the 2 extra dollars he gets to keep
4. Never ask a black man for his ice cream, even if its to scan it so he can pay for it
5. A black man always thinks hes in control when hes high, until u come at his throat with his own knife
6. never steal a black mans lighter when he needs it to hit that blunt or ciggarette becase hell cause an earthquake in his front yard
7. and oh yea, one more thing; never take money from a high black mans hand, even when he tells u to count it 4 him. Because 2 seconds later he forgets that he told u to count it and comes after you like Godzilla cuz he thinks ur stealin his money even when hes got ur keys n ur at his crib...
Last night was the bomb. I never realize how much I miss the crew until we're all back together like last night. Some freindships Id give my life for be4 giving the friendship up. Most of the ppl I feel that way about I was with last night. Theres nuttin better then the family that CHOOSES to be ur family...
2. Never talk shit to a black man while hes stoned, hell make 30 minute free style raps about how hes going to kill you. and they suck
3. Tell a black man he'll only owe u a certain dollar amount if hell buy u 2 dollars under what he would normally owe u, n hell do it 4 the 2 extra dollars he gets to keep
4. Never ask a black man for his ice cream, even if its to scan it so he can pay for it
5. A black man always thinks hes in control when hes high, until u come at his throat with his own knife
6. never steal a black mans lighter when he needs it to hit that blunt or ciggarette becase hell cause an earthquake in his front yard
7. and oh yea, one more thing; never take money from a high black mans hand, even when he tells u to count it 4 him. Because 2 seconds later he forgets that he told u to count it and comes after you like Godzilla cuz he thinks ur stealin his money even when hes got ur keys n ur at his crib...
Last night was the bomb. I never realize how much I miss the crew until we're all back together like last night. Some freindships Id give my life for be4 giving the friendship up. Most of the ppl I feel that way about I was with last night. Theres nuttin better then the family that CHOOSES to be ur family...