Feb 22, 2007 15:28
Dear hippies who constantly check out every book on building a log cabin from my library:
The jig is up. Everyone knows you're not actually going to build a cabin. It would even be a stretch to see you throw together some sort of haphazard lean-to. Just stop. Aim for a more manageable task like cooking some vegan bean soup. Or dig on some eastern philosophy and pretend you understand, and judge accordingly. We all know that's what you really want to do anyways.
The forecasted temperature for saturday is a balmy -50 [Springtime is lovetime so viva sweet love].
And everyone has the 'flu butcept me, so binge drinking is about to get a little bit lonelier.
Thank goodness for Wings!