May 13, 2006 14:55
What do grown-ups keep in their desks?
I gots all these drawers, and it seems like there are things and stuffs that should go in there, but i'll be damned if i know what these things and stuffs are.
I've got some pens, post-it notes, paper clips and the like, which is pretty legit, but then i have one drawer with snacks, mostly lime and black pepper miss vickies, cos they take up a lot of room and i don't like them, so they're not declining much, one drawer with comics for readin', and one drawer filled with interesting scraps of paper, most of which are notes written by kids i find on the lie-berry floor. The best one today says "I don't like Jerrid B. no more. I hate his gust (guts). I hate Olivya too."
I think this is perhaps embarassing, yet i feel no shame.
I do, however, feel shame that i will not shelve the books i promises myself i would shelve today. No, instead, i'm going to listen to Dirty South Flavaz on the introweb and berate hippies silently from my office. Today one of them told ME to be quiet because i was having a quiet conversation. Since when did hippies get so sure of themselves? Fucking complaining about the speed of the library's free internet. One more lick of sass and they is gonna be sorry i been listenin to Dirty South Flavaz all afternoon.
Would you still love me if i moved to the desert? good.