if love is a labor ill slave till the end
well. the last couple days have been... interesting. cristy is no longer grounded. YAYNESS!! umm... no really huge news. going to six flags on thursday. that should be pretty sweet. going in a limo. and i get to see some people from school. i miss them already. im kinda sad though because my sister decided that we arent going to the warpt tour anymore. i was really excited for that. i guess ill get over it some day but o well. but i looked up the tom petty/jackson browne concert and there are only upper grass seats left but they are only like five dollars so i figure i could just sit down and listen if i cant see. so if anybody would like to join me then let me know. and now i need to go pee so please enjoy this story that keaton wrote for me...
pandaemonaeon565: one time a giant turtle names jeanna went to chill in east compton wit da homiez and she saw this crazy ass fish with a bird on its shoulder and the bird said break yo self nigga so jeanna shot it with her octopus lazer beams and then she ate some fried zuchini and drank some jones soda and got into a fist fight with a black asian mexican indian scottish jewish gopher named swahiili and he went all black asian mexican indian scottish jewish on jeannas ass. he kicked her in the left testicle and said straight outta compton bitch
pandaemonaeon565: we interupt this story for a piss break....
pandaemonaeon565: the jeanna stood up and pissed on swahiilis left ear and then she bought a saturn
pandaemonaeon565: the end
hahahah i love keaton... so now i have to add this story that ralph told me... him and i were having a conversation when i decided to ask him a question and i got this wonderful story that almost made me pee my pants... enjoy... (please dont mind my laughing)
idSOdohim: have you ever tried to do a pie like on the movie american pie
digs shayla89: haha.... erm..
digs shayla89: alright
digs shayla89: this is a pretty weird story
idSOdohim: hahahah
digs shayla89: soooo
digs shayla89: me and some buddies were at mcdonalds and we were just hanging out and my friend decides that one of us should try the american pie pie thing just like in the movie cuz we were talking about it.... so, im an idiot and i volunteer
idSOdohim: hahahah
digs shayla89: and trust me, it seriously gets complicated
idSOdohim: ok
idSOdohim: im ready for the story
digs shayla89: so, we order one of those baked apple pies.... and im thinkin when i get it, guys, this is way too small, i cant just insert it in there, but they were like "just do it, c'mon!" so i was like.... alright, so, im in the bathroom and i take the stall, and it musta looked frickin weird cuz a bunch of guys just went into the bathroom.... so im in the stall.. and it literally takes me 15 minutes just to get hard due to the awkwardness of the situation and my friends screaming "wtf dude? u cant even get it up?", so i get it up... and i hold the pie and it feels cool, cuz i was there for 15 minutes... but, the filling, ya, its still friggin hot
digs shayla89: and, it doesnt even fit, and my dick just crashes against it, and it like crumbles everywhere and makes a gross mess
idSOdohim: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
idSOdohim: hahahahaha
idSOdohim: hahahahahahahahahahah
digs shayla89: so, to make it even more embarassing, i get out of the stall, and my hands are like, all gooey w/ pie and my dick is on FIRE, and i run to the sink w/ a semi-boner and im like washing like crazy w/ cold water, which, trust me, is not an impressive sight in front of all ur buddies.... and then someone starts to open the door to the bathroom and im like GUYS! friggin keep that door shut, and my idiot friends decide to not, and some jehovah's witness guy comes in and is like... just stunned
idSOdohim: hahahhahahhahaha
idSOdohim: hahah
digs shayla89: but by then my friends decided that i've lost enough dignity so they lock the door, and im there cleaning myself off, and like, u hear a mcdonalds guy knocking saying, hey, get out of there! we need you to leave!
idSOdohim: hahahah
digs shayla89: so we get kicked out of that mcdonalds, but who cares, it was in encinitas on our way to the beach
digs shayla89: THE END
pandaemonaeon565: one time a giant turtle names jeanna went to chill in east compton wit da homiez and she saw this crazy ass fish with a bird on its shoulder and the bird said break yo self nigga so jeanna shot it with her octopus lazer beams and then she ate some fried zuchini and drank some jones soda and got into a fist fight with a black asian mexican indian scottish jewish gopher named swahiili and he went all black asian mexican indian scottish jewish on jeannas ass. he kicked her in the left testicle and said straight outta compton bitch
pandaemonaeon565: we interupt this story for a piss break....
pandaemonaeon565: the jeanna stood up and pissed on swahiilis left ear and then she bought a saturn
pandaemonaeon565: the end
hahahah i love keaton... so now i have to add this story that ralph told me... him and i were having a conversation when i decided to ask him a question and i got this wonderful story that almost made me pee my pants... enjoy... (please dont mind my laughing)
idSOdohim: have you ever tried to do a pie like on the movie american pie
digs shayla89: haha.... erm..
digs shayla89: alright
digs shayla89: this is a pretty weird story
idSOdohim: hahahah
digs shayla89: soooo
digs shayla89: me and some buddies were at mcdonalds and we were just hanging out and my friend decides that one of us should try the american pie pie thing just like in the movie cuz we were talking about it.... so, im an idiot and i volunteer
idSOdohim: hahahah
digs shayla89: and trust me, it seriously gets complicated
idSOdohim: ok
idSOdohim: im ready for the story
digs shayla89: so, we order one of those baked apple pies.... and im thinkin when i get it, guys, this is way too small, i cant just insert it in there, but they were like "just do it, c'mon!" so i was like.... alright, so, im in the bathroom and i take the stall, and it musta looked frickin weird cuz a bunch of guys just went into the bathroom.... so im in the stall.. and it literally takes me 15 minutes just to get hard due to the awkwardness of the situation and my friends screaming "wtf dude? u cant even get it up?", so i get it up... and i hold the pie and it feels cool, cuz i was there for 15 minutes... but, the filling, ya, its still friggin hot
digs shayla89: and, it doesnt even fit, and my dick just crashes against it, and it like crumbles everywhere and makes a gross mess
idSOdohim: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
idSOdohim: hahahahaha
idSOdohim: hahahahahahahahahahah
digs shayla89: so, to make it even more embarassing, i get out of the stall, and my hands are like, all gooey w/ pie and my dick is on FIRE, and i run to the sink w/ a semi-boner and im like washing like crazy w/ cold water, which, trust me, is not an impressive sight in front of all ur buddies.... and then someone starts to open the door to the bathroom and im like GUYS! friggin keep that door shut, and my idiot friends decide to not, and some jehovah's witness guy comes in and is like... just stunned
idSOdohim: hahahhahahhahaha
idSOdohim: hahah
digs shayla89: but by then my friends decided that i've lost enough dignity so they lock the door, and im there cleaning myself off, and like, u hear a mcdonalds guy knocking saying, hey, get out of there! we need you to leave!
idSOdohim: hahahah
digs shayla89: so we get kicked out of that mcdonalds, but who cares, it was in encinitas on our way to the beach
digs shayla89: THE END