Collector
I collected costumes, I collected legos, I collected actions figures + vehicles/ships, I collected coins, I collected Happy Meal toys, I collected VHS tapes, I collected the brochures that came inside VHS tapes, I collected rocks, CRYSTALS!!, I collected butterflies, I collected my own teeth, my grandfather collected coupons, I collected Elvis memorabilia, I sometimes came close to collecting THEM ALL, I collected feathers, I collected fossils, I collected bones, I collected sand dollars, soaked them in buckets of bleach, I collected sea shells (only ones that bore symmetry), I never really collected pogs but was once given a shark themed starter set that included a choice slammer, I collected Pokemon cards and figurines and then the Japanese packs because I knew I’d always get a holographic, I collected band t-shirts from Hot Topic, I collected action figures again, I collected silver age comics, I collected G1 Transformers, I collected CD box sets, I collected DVDs, I collected records, I collected cassette tapes, I collected concert t-shirts, I collected ticket stubs and wristbands, I collected Austin Chronicles, I collected posters, I collected vintage clothing, I collected signs off the roadside, I collected live journal entries, I collected love letters we wrote to each other in cursive, I collected bumper stickers, I collected memories so I could tell stories, I collected books, I collected old shit, I collected torrent files, I collected Santeria/Catholic candles, I collected grocery store bags, I collected twisty ties, I collected left-over napkins from restaurants