Attention: Mr Black

[lestranger]

Would you care to be my partner for our Astronomy project due next Tuesday? I would appreciate the help, as Professor Vector has given me an additional assignment, and you know about my... extracurricular studies.

Comments

[cor_leonis]

we can have partners?

[lestranger]

They are optional, Mr Black. I opt for one.

You must have missed that part of Io's lecture.

[cor_leonis]

it must have been when i was drawing a picture of arnold drinking poison.

i am terrible at astronomy.

[lestranger]

You have gotten much better lately. Will you do it?

[cor_leonis]

sure why not

what do we have to do?

[lestranger]

Mr Black, do you ever pay attention in lecture?

[cor_leonis]

nope

i just get the notes from you afterwards. probably why i do so badly, actually.

it is something about aries. i remember that much.

[lestranger]

You will be receiving no more notes from me. If your cousin reads this, Mr Black, I shall be flayed alive.

We are required to chart the path of Aries relative to the moon Friday night. It is quite an easy assignment. Two feet of parchment, and I believe that that requirement stands as such whether or not one has a partner.

[cor_leonis]

drawn and quartered.

will you bring that book friday night?

[reflections_of]

Actually, I think a nice simple Petrificus Totalus followed by an acid bath would be my personal choice.

If you touch that book again you will feel my wrath. And my wrath isn't a nice thing.

[lestranger]

Now, Miss Black. I hardly think you are in need of such petty mechanisms for revenge.

You can do better than that.

[cor_leonis]

i can do better than that.

being forced to watch sirius dance around the gryffindor common room in his birthday suit.

myself, i would pick the acid bath any day.

[lestranger]

That would be worse, I must concur.

[cor_leonis]

so will you bring it?

i do not fear narcissa's wrath.

[lestranger]

I will not bring it. I do not fear her wrath either, but I will acquiesce to her requests regarding you.

Honestly, it is not as though she's going to have me assassinated.

[reflections_of]

You know what I am capable of.

I suggest you not tempt me.