In individuals, insanity is rare...
It appears that our entire academic institution has gone stark raving mad. If there is a reason for the paroxysms that currently occupy the attentions of several members of the more fatuous House in our school, it would be in keeping with decorum if the parties associated would either elucidate the situation to those of us fortunate enough to occupy the localities of the castle far from the Tower of Bathing Redheads, or, alternatively, keep their inane prattle to themselves.