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What the fuck?! A dare? A fucking dare? From BELLATRIX, no less.
We're cool, right? This never happened.
Yeah, sure. We're fucking cool. It's fucking cool that my first big crush--who I was totally over, by the way--randomly starts fulfilling a past masturbatory fantasy before pulling away and being all, "haha, just a joke."
God, he was good at that. And straight. Very straight.
And I was starting to grope him. Well done, Rod. Stupidstupidstupidstupid.
Gah. I need to brush my teeth. A lot.
So, how went everyone's Valentines' Day? And why was the common room bloody pink?