Julie Goldman is absolutely one of the best comics of all time, lesbian or not. She and Suzanne Westenhoeffer. And Elvira Kurt. I wish we got Logo over here.
Or, failing that, I wish someone would help me kidnaps these three and bring them back to my lair, where I would make them perform for my enjoyment for ever and ever muahahaha... heh. Ignore that last one.
first off, your icon is highly distracting. :) Secondly, LOL. I knew there was a reason we were getting along so well. Lesbian whores unite! (hmm... That sounds less good out loud, doesn't it?)
Yes. Yes the sway of Callie's hips is slightly distracting. And for a two-second icon, I certainly can spend a lot of my time gazing at it...
As for whores uniting, I say it sounds great out loud! Out loud and proud, as they say. I'm a happy lesbian (not an oxymoron). A sprightly shagger. A quim connoisseur. A poud sponsor of the Va-Jay-Jay ;)
The mind boggles. How to reply to the quim connoisseur? All I can think is "gay? I'm ecstatic!" Happy lesbians, though rare in these parts (you have to brave many a liberal rally, drum circle, or vegan pot-luck before realizing that's not where they're to be found) actually do exist. And I, too, am of their ranks. P.S. Having a parade sounds lovely. Your country or mine?
I'd say my country, because the politics over there sucks.
But Australia is so far away from immediate GA satisfaction.
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GA trumps politics (although nothing trumps bush. If ya know what I mean.) We'll march in your country. It'll be swell :)
And if we invited all the happy lesbians to join us, we'd probably still have a parade of just two. Maybe a handfull. A handful of lesbians, that's the collective noun right? Or is it "fistfull"? Or "mouthfull"?
See, now all I can think is "nothing trumps bush" But then I'm left with an image of Donald Trump and George Bush, which just isn't nice for anyone.
Thinking about collective nouns though (my favorite has always been a murder of crows), I believe it's a pride of gays and a process of lesbians (we do so like to do that).
A fistful is a group of two or three, and a mouthful is four to six. Any more than that begins the processing.
Or, failing that, I wish someone would help me kidnaps these three and bring them back to my lair, where I would make them perform for my enjoyment for ever and ever muahahaha... heh. Ignore that last one.
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Yes... I love Julie too. Have you seen the Celesbian Interview videos on afterellen.com?
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Secondly, LOL. I knew there was a reason we were getting along so well. Lesbian whores unite! (hmm... That sounds less good out loud, doesn't it?)
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As for whores uniting, I say it sounds great out loud! Out loud and proud, as they say. I'm a happy lesbian (not an oxymoron). A sprightly shagger. A quim connoisseur. A poud sponsor of the Va-Jay-Jay ;)
We should unite. We should have a parade.
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Happy lesbians, though rare in these parts (you have to brave many a liberal rally, drum circle, or vegan pot-luck before realizing that's not where they're to be found) actually do exist. And I, too, am of their ranks.
P.S. Having a parade sounds lovely. Your country or mine?
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But Australia is so far away from immediate GA satisfaction.
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GA trumps politics (although nothing trumps bush. If ya know what I mean.) We'll march in your country. It'll be swell :)
And if we invited all the happy lesbians to join us, we'd probably still have a parade of just two. Maybe a handfull. A handful of lesbians, that's the collective noun right? Or is it "fistfull"? Or "mouthfull"?
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But then I'm left with an image of Donald Trump and George Bush, which just isn't nice for anyone.
Thinking about collective nouns though (my favorite has always been a murder of crows), I believe it's a pride of gays and a process of lesbians (we do so like to do that).
A fistful is a group of two or three, and a mouthful is four to six. Any more than that begins the processing.
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