... I love how my grandma emails me blonde jokes

[lestatspoet]

> A blonde telephones her boyfriend and says, "can you come over to my
place
> and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to
> get started."
>
> Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
>
> The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
rooster."
>
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. After he
> arrives,
> the girlfriend shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
> table.
>
>
>
>
>
> He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to
> her
> and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able
> to
> assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.
>
>
>
>
> He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's
have a
> nice cup of tea, and then....." he said with a deep sigh
>
> "...........Let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."