Time To Talk About Whats Important : Me
Here for your amusement is a short list of my likes and dislikes.
Likes-
drumming- because chicks dig it
working out- because chicks dig it
sex with chicks- because I dig it(pun intended)
sex with men- Hey, who put that on here!
movies- good ones, not Titanic
immortality- unless the world runs out of toothbrushes (eewwww)
sugar- my secret lover
Natalie Portman- Mmm Mmm Good
sex with Natalie Portman- this is my list damnit
And now for some dislikes-
sand up my ass- more pain than pleasure
traffic jams- especially when the old man with the cane is passing me
computers when they don't work- destroy them all
Lifetime for women- they hate all men, and Janet Reno is their queen
Jesus freaks- they don't know what they
Likes-
drumming- because chicks dig it
working out- because chicks dig it
sex with chicks- because I dig it(pun intended)
sex with men- Hey, who put that on here!
movies- good ones, not Titanic
immortality- unless the world runs out of toothbrushes (eewwww)
sugar- my secret lover
Natalie Portman- Mmm Mmm Good
sex with Natalie Portman- this is my list damnit
And now for some dislikes-
sand up my ass- more pain than pleasure
traffic jams- especially when the old man with the cane is passing me
computers when they don't work- destroy them all
Lifetime for women- they hate all men, and Janet Reno is their queen
Jesus freaks- they don't know what they