Research Assistant Needed
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/sci/400791143.html
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I am a scientist seeking an Assistant for an entry-level position in biotech research.
I am doing cutting-edge research in Genetics, Cybertronics and Re-Animation, and have a hard time keeping Henchmen *ahem* Lab Assistants.
-Must be hard-working and willing to follow orders zealously.
-Must be open-minded, especially with regards to scientific and ethical boundaries.
-No educational background necessary, but unusual strength and combat expertise a plus.
I don't conduct background checks, but I expect employees to be discreet and willing to keep nightmarish secrets.
Compensation is minimum wage with no benefits, possible bonuses in the event of world domination.
Here's the text in case someone flagged it:
I am a scientist seeking an Assistant for an entry-level position in biotech research.
I am doing cutting-edge research in Genetics, Cybertronics and Re-Animation, and have a hard time keeping Henchmen *ahem* Lab Assistants.
-Must be hard-working and willing to follow orders zealously.
-Must be open-minded, especially with regards to scientific and ethical boundaries.
-No educational background necessary, but unusual strength and combat expertise a plus.
I don't conduct background checks, but I expect employees to be discreet and willing to keep nightmarish secrets.
Compensation is minimum wage with no benefits, possible bonuses in the event of world domination.