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Feb 10, 2010 17:35

This was going to be a longer post.....but I am le tired.

I totally applied for a job as the General Manager for a Taco Bell. I am fairly certain that I won't get it, but it does crack me up in theory. Me...managing....people....and tacos? Hilarious! I'll also probably gain 500 pounds but that's besides the point ( Read more... )

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I AM TOO FULL OF ALL YOUR POKEMON!!! zinagod February 18 2010, 12:57:33 UTC
this is the best story.

The Computer

One day, Ash went to Pokemon Forest.

"You need to have more Pokemon," say Pikachu.

So Ash made a buying Pokeballs.

"Is good to make a catching from the Pokeball!" say Ash, and he get the big sack of Pokeballs and throw them around Forest!

Pokemon everywhere try to dodge ball, but all were trapped.

"YAY!" say Ash, "I HAVE A MORE POKEMON!!!!"

But suddenly, Professor Oak jumped out from behind a try.

"I have been making observings of you..." say Oak, "You have too much Pokemon! You shall have to put your Pokemon inside Computer!!!!"

"But of Computer the PokemoN!?" ask Ash, make a sadly.

"Of Computer the Pokemon." make a saying Oak.

Ashes Pokemon began to danube into the Computer.

"I make an ownings of all your Pokemon!!!" shout Computer.

But suddenly, the Computer was full off all the Pokemons!

"NO!" shout Computer, "I AM TOO FULL OF ALL YOUR POKEMOn!"

Suddenly, a virus and Computer explode!

"Of EXPLOSION THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scream Ash.

"Oh no." say Oak, "Explosion."

"YOU MADE ME LOSE MY POKEMON!!!!!" screaming Ash, and Ash get a gun and a shot Oak.

"NOW I SHALL STEAL ALL YOUR POKEMON!!!!" scream Ash, and Ash to steal of Oaks Pokemon.

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I MAKE AN OWNINGS OF ALL YOUR POKEMON!!!! lest_we_regress February 19 2010, 03:04:52 UTC
Best. Story. Ever. I read it out loud to my boyfriend and laughed so hard I thought I might....laugh really hard...er. Yes.

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