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The house is full of natural things. Donna is in heat, Callie is in heat, the rabbits have made it known that they are of opposite sexes, the dogs who aren't mine shit and piss everywhere and I hope their owners take this into account when I ask them to watch my well-behaved dog in December and ask for unprovoked raises. My mind is shifting into dull coffee batter and all I want to do is drop 100 pounds in the next fifteen minutes, oh tell me how and I will believe you. It's time for something to change. I need another tattoo, a vacation and a lobotomy. I might do my holiday shopping, today. I would feel smart and accomplished like when I decided that the corn cob litter made for small animals was just as good as the most expensive cat litter we sell at the store.
This is appropriate because I'm going back to Indiana tomorrow and it is not August at all.
I hate puppies.
This is appropriate because I'm going back to Indiana tomorrow and it is not August at all.
I hate puppies.