Aug 06, 2007 12:50
ll Remember those old LJ games that used to circulate all the time? Like the one where everyone would put their iTunes on shuffle, and put lyrics from every song that came on, and other people had to guess the song? I miss those.
So now I'm going to do one with movie quotes. I'll put a quote from a movie, and you name as many as you can. Whoever guesses the most wins, and gets 100000000 LJ points. Once a movie has been guessed, I'll cross it out. DIFFICULTY RATING: HARD.
1. "IT'S SNOWING" *slams door* Hook -Abby
2. "You surprised to see us?" "If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now." National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation -Ethan
3. "The sun never sets on the British Empire... well the sun never sets on MY ASSHOLE!" SLC Punk! -'Manda
4. "It's not. It's the same ballpark." "Ain't no fucking ballpark neither."
5. "You have nothing to say to me? That's funny, cuz I could've sworn you just gave me a 'fuck you' look right now. You wanna say 'fuck you' to me?" "Not at this moment." "You know what this is?" "A gun." "It's simplicity itself. You see, you point it at what you want to die. And you pull the little trigger here. And a little bullet comes outta here. And the little bullet... hits you right there!" Grindhouse -'Manda
6. "Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it." Heavyweights -Chris Carrier
7. "I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you." Donnie Darko -Terrance
8. "I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad." Sin City -'Manda
9. "So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well, I just don't understand it." Fargo -Anonymous
10. "Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?" Hot Fuzz -'Manda
11. "What happened to that nice girlfriend of yours?" "Oh, She got hit by a car, she's dead." Happy Gilmore -'Manda
12. "It's just black people demeaning other black people, using that word over and over. You ever hear white people callin' each other "honky" all the time? "Hey, honky, how's work?" "Not bad, cracker, we're diversifying!"" Crash -Terrance
13. "I have 94 per cent recall of all conversation. I tested it myself." Capote -Erin
14. "You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?" "What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude." The Big Lebowski -Ethan
15. "The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa." Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me -Anonymous
16. "Ray. If someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes!"" Ghostbusters -Tim
17. "Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
18. "There's a lot of things about me that you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel." Pee-Wee's Big Adventure -Ethan
19. "Why would Lugosi wanna do a sex-change flick?" "Because he's my friend!" Ed Wood -Chris Trubac
20. (Probably the hardest one, but one of my favorite movies) "Why is the rabbit unafraid?" "'Cause he's smarter than the panther."
Now go!