Frosty the Snowman and Other Assorted Pedophiles.
I had a very nice day, marred briefly by an aura of extreme idiocy. Seriously, this person was so mentally deficient, I felt my intelligence leaking out through my pores from his mere presence. Hopefully it cleared my pores out and I'll never get zits again, though I doubt such tremendous good luck will ever bless my senselessly contumacious existence with its long sought-after presence.
Rachel ducked out of school today, and we had a joyous day of frivolity, with interceding periods of heavy breathing and sweat. During one of the non-sweat timespans, we were getting lunch at this local restaurant. Yes, a restaurant. Indeed.
The people next to us were atypically loud and boisterous, so we raised our volumes to match. The asshole turns to me, sees the torn-to-shreds-and0otherwise-severely-defiled American flag on my jacket, and says, "You know, something like that wouldn't have surprised me before (insert accursed date I refuse to utter because of the swirling rivers of idiocy around it). Back before there was terrorism."
FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT INBRED HICK! I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THE FUCKING AMERICAN FLAG, THEN DESECRATE YOUR BURIAL SITE DAILY WITH WHATEVER TOOLS PRESENT THEMSELVES AS USEFUL! GAH!
That's what I wanted to say to the man, but I had just paid for a plate full of nice food, and wanted to eat it without being escorted from the premesis. So I merely said to him, "You realize, of course, there WERE terrorists before then, you were just too wrapped up in your egocentric, typical self-indulged, nationalistic ignorance to be aware of them until CNN shoved them in your face? Go back to your meal and keep it down, shitface." Direct quote.
Some poeple (all of them) just irritate me. That's why I am going to kill them all someday. Omnicide, bitch, omnicide.
Rachel ducked out of school today, and we had a joyous day of frivolity, with interceding periods of heavy breathing and sweat. During one of the non-sweat timespans, we were getting lunch at this local restaurant. Yes, a restaurant. Indeed.
The people next to us were atypically loud and boisterous, so we raised our volumes to match. The asshole turns to me, sees the torn-to-shreds-and0otherwise-severely-defiled American flag on my jacket, and says, "You know, something like that wouldn't have surprised me before (insert accursed date I refuse to utter because of the swirling rivers of idiocy around it). Back before there was terrorism."
FUCKING DUMBASS PIECE OF SHIT INBRED HICK! I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THE FUCKING AMERICAN FLAG, THEN DESECRATE YOUR BURIAL SITE DAILY WITH WHATEVER TOOLS PRESENT THEMSELVES AS USEFUL! GAH!
That's what I wanted to say to the man, but I had just paid for a plate full of nice food, and wanted to eat it without being escorted from the premesis. So I merely said to him, "You realize, of course, there WERE terrorists before then, you were just too wrapped up in your egocentric, typical self-indulged, nationalistic ignorance to be aware of them until CNN shoved them in your face? Go back to your meal and keep it down, shitface." Direct quote.
Some poeple (all of them) just irritate me. That's why I am going to kill them all someday. Omnicide, bitch, omnicide.