Welcome To The Haldane....

[lessthancraig]

No idea where this came from, but utter genius!

Welcome to the Haldane
We got drugs 'n' booze
If you ain't a local here
We're gonna steal your shoes
We are the people that can steal
Whatever you may need
If you're in the young team honey
We won’t mug you for speed

Chorus:

In the Haldane
Welcome to the Haldane
Watch it bring you to your shun na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees, knees
I'm gonna steal your keys

Welcome to the Haldane
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a fuckin' junkie girl
VERY hard to please
You can taste the acid
But you won't get it for free
In the Haldane
Welcome to the Haldane
Smoke my, my, my, my fuckin' weed
I, I wanna steal your car

Welcome to the Haldane
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the Haldane where we play
If you got a hunger for smack or weed
You'll take it eventually
You can use anything you want
But you better not bump it from me

Chorus

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down, pure down, well down YEAH!!!!!

You know where you are
You're in the Haldane baby
You're gonna die
In the Haldane
Welcome to the Haldane
Watch it bring you to your shun,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, knees,
In the Haldane
Welcome to the Haldane
Smoke my, my, my, my fuckin' weed
In the Haldane
Welcome to the Haldane
We are gonna steal your ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka,ka, keys,
In the Haldane
Welcome to the Haldane
Watch it bring you to your
It's gonna bring you down!
Ha!