Iron Maiden are gonna be awesome next week.
Yelena Isinbayeva is quite simply the best athlete on the planet - and actually looks female as well!
Pink Jammie Donuts are absolutely beast.
Lindsay Lohan is a cunt.
And she can't sing or act.
Or look remotely good.
Or do anything that anyone will ever care about.
Ever.
Fucking whore.
I want to be like Jack or Victor when I'm an OAP.
Firefly rocks.
Especially River and Jayne.
Actually, Joss Whedon just rocks.
TV shows on DVD is the greatest idea in the history of the world.
Britpop is back in the limelight and it still rocks.
Pulp were supreme in the 1990's.
Just who was Marblehead Johnson?
Or for that matter, what the hell was "Govinda" by Kula Shaker actually all about?
Kenickie were great.
Especially Lauren Laverne.
Wrestling kicks arse.
Especially Canadians such as Jericho and Christian.
Oh and MNM are also fantastic.
Athlete Kings is the best computer game of all time.
"Somebody stop meeeeeeeeeee"
And finally - Gwen Stefani is sex on legs. I love her.