Doctor/Rose crack

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Ahem. I HAVE NO EXCUSE.

THE AWESOME ADVENTURES OF THE DOCTOR AND ROSE:
PART 1: IN WHICH THE DOCTOR IS HIGH.


Our ~*heroes*~!




Rose: What are we gonna do today, Doctor?
The Doctor: The same thing we do every day, Rose. Try to take over the world!!





Rose: *reads missing posters*
The Doctor: *talks to himself*
Rose: Hey, Doctor! Look here.
The Doctor: Look where? OOOH! Look at my hand.



The Doctor: Was my hand always this huge? Hmm.



The Doctor: It's like it's groooowing.



The Doctor: Lololol this is so cool!



The Doctor: I got to tell ♥Rose♥ about this.



The Doctor: Hey, Rose, guess what! My hand is huuuuuge.
Rose: *smirk*
The Doctor: And it keeps growing!!
Rose: Well, you know what they say, Doctor...
The Doctor: About my hand? What?
Rose: *smirk*

~*~*HUGGING INTERMISSION*~*~


~*~*HUGGING INTERMISSION*~*~



The Doctor: I'm hungry. Are you hungry? I'm hungry.





Rose: Doctor...
The Doctor: What? *licks fingers*
Rose: Don't do that.




The Doctor: What, I can't have jam? What am I gonna eat then?
Rose: I've got a suggestion...

...I'M SORRY! D: