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The day has finally come...at last
Ol' Shrub is going to pre-empt prime time TV at 8pm tonight. Too bad this won't be "press conference" style where I can watch him stumble simple, irrelevant, and incohesive answers to complex questions posed by journalists who are themselves trying to put together some semblance of an explanation for the current administration's erratic and irrational foreign policy initiatives to present to the American public who would much rather be watching re-runs of "Friends".
The talking heads say that Bush will most likely issue a 72-hour ultimatum for Saddam to leave Iraq for good; this will be followed shortly by Tariq Aziz issuing a formal statement telling President Bush to shove his head up his ass. Many of us will no doubt understand this act to be impossible to perform since his head has already been lodged up there permanently for some time. Saddam will refuse to be put into exile, of course, and will repeat his mantra that his disorganized masses of ill-trained peasants will crush the American invaders with sand-blasters and sock monkeys, since it is the will of Alah. By the end of the week, the invasion will have begun.
You can see it on CNN...
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We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
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Interesting article for the day: "Attack, destroy, kill! please!"
http://www.somethingawful.com/
Ol' Shrub is going to pre-empt prime time TV at 8pm tonight. Too bad this won't be "press conference" style where I can watch him stumble simple, irrelevant, and incohesive answers to complex questions posed by journalists who are themselves trying to put together some semblance of an explanation for the current administration's erratic and irrational foreign policy initiatives to present to the American public who would much rather be watching re-runs of "Friends".
The talking heads say that Bush will most likely issue a 72-hour ultimatum for Saddam to leave Iraq for good; this will be followed shortly by Tariq Aziz issuing a formal statement telling President Bush to shove his head up his ass. Many of us will no doubt understand this act to be impossible to perform since his head has already been lodged up there permanently for some time. Saddam will refuse to be put into exile, of course, and will repeat his mantra that his disorganized masses of ill-trained peasants will crush the American invaders with sand-blasters and sock monkeys, since it is the will of Alah. By the end of the week, the invasion will have begun.
You can see it on CNN...
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We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry
Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?
You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry
You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, keep your dirty laundry
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Interesting article for the day: "Attack, destroy, kill! please!"
http://www.somethingawful.com/