an open letter from My Desk
Dear Miss McKinnon;
Thank you for being such a quiet, mild, gentle, and lovely date for Heritage Day. I am very glad that you didn't slap me with bloody goat skin, and I am sure you are equally thankful for not being shoved into a vat of fake blood.
Cordially,
Fabian A. Prewett.
I'm terribly disappointed that not everyone had the rousingly good time that I had at the Heritage Day festival. Alice, would you be so kind as to tell me why your octogenarian lover was asking me about my thoughts on the proletariat class in modern London? Thanks ever so much.
Thank you for being such a quiet, mild, gentle, and lovely date for Heritage Day. I am very glad that you didn't slap me with bloody goat skin, and I am sure you are equally thankful for not being shoved into a vat of fake blood.
Cordially,
Fabian A. Prewett.
I'm terribly disappointed that not everyone had the rousingly good time that I had at the Heritage Day festival. Alice, would you be so kind as to tell me why your octogenarian lover was asking me about my thoughts on the proletariat class in modern London? Thanks ever so much.