Okay. I'm a big fat liar. It's 2:30 and I'm up. Again. See, normally I close my computer at night. Tonight I didn't. And this is how events unfold:
12 AM -
lesserpanda stumbles into bed. Lands face up, so no worries about asphyxiation. Works bedcovers into proper slumber burrito.
12:02 AM -
lesserpanda remembers to change alarm. 6 AM is a cruel, cruel joke. One best passed asleep.
2 AM -
lesserpanda hears weird noise.
2:01 AM -
lesserpanda definitely hears a weird noise. Commences stumbling around apartment looking for Noise.
2:02 AM -
lesserpanda finds noise. Seems the tab open to abc.com randomly started playing the Castle previous episodes (despite being paused?) and so I walked into the main room to hear Heroes' Nathan Petrelli yelling "WHERE'S THE BOMB RILEY?!?!?!?!".
Rejoice! Noise identified, characterized, and classified non-harmful. I'm not crazy.
Now awake, our Triumphant Hunter cannot sleep. She still has a split lip (relevant,
nikki4noo). Scene fades out as we now endure Fun with Insomnia.
The end. Okay, another lie. I'm sitting and writing it on my eljay and eating a banana. Oh yeah, I deserved that stinkin' banana.
How to follow directions. (For those of us that did pass 3rd grade.)
lesserpanda has 2 offerings of ST themed mug rugs. (Explanation for a mug rug as well as photos of examples are available in both
Command and
Security/Engineering flavors!) for bid at
help_japan.
Also, my lip is still split.