I can't believe that just happened.

Jul 10, 2009 02:00

WHAT THE BLOODY BYZANTINE JESUS ON A STICK?!?!?

WHY??

Oh God I can't not rant about this.  Let me cut for spoilers.

Dear sweet holy Byzantine Christ why the bloody guts did you freaking DO that Torchwood people?  What the bloody frick?  I don't even freaking LIKE Ianto that much and I think his relationship with Jack is forced and I don't think they have chemistry at all but for heaven's sake!  I was sitting there crying like a small child about to be sent off to the 456!  And poor Clem.

Gotfrikkindang!  I love Gwen and Rhys a lot but wasn't it horrible enough to rip Owen and Tosh out of my arms like that?

Can't they see the internet?  Don't they know he's, like, the most popular character in the history of ever?  Jesus on a cross!  I'm genuinely unhappy and I didn't LIKE HIM THAT MUCH.  Can you imagine how people who did feel?

I mean, I spent the later part of the episode squeeing over his waistcoast, but still.  He's snarky and emo and not that great.  I don't like Jack too much either unless the Doctor is telling him to stop, so the fact that I was weeping through the credit reel is proof that those guys are good actors and Rusty can control my mind somehow.

Just... just... why?  I mean, really, WHY?  It's like, oh I've got the Conan O'Brien show, let me kill off the entire band and leave Conan with Andy's awkward attempts to be funny.  Bloody... crap.  Just... holy freaking crap.

Okay, it's been a full fifteen minutes since I finished the episode, and I have ranted on two different friends' lj's and tried texting Stacy, with whom I've been trying to... ah... break connections lately, because she's obsessed with Ianto and Jack and she would care even more than I did.

...he's coming back, right?  Jack will help the 456 find a happy new place or or or Nine will show up with his big silly grin and Owen in the backseat of the TARDIS, right?  And... something Tosh invented...

BRING THEM ALL BACK DAMN YOU.

I wanted Clem and Wilf to get their own spinoff...

torchwood, rants, wtf

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