So I had this thought.
I was trying to think of a way that the RIDICULOUSNESS of Twilight could be made more obvious, but then I just started thinking generically about ~*sparklepires*~ and how insane that general concept is and how I'm glad no one in any of MY fandoms sparkles (possible exceptions: Vince Noir and Cybermen) and then I thought...
...what if Montparnasse was a sparklepire?
WHAT IF THE ENTIRE PATRON-MINETTE SPARKLED?
*imagines a sparkly Gueulemer*
Let's all hope together that nothing comes of this errant thought.
But I laughed my head off when it surfaced in my mind.
SPARKLE SPARKLE OM NOM NOM.
Ohhh gosh need sleep. I'm sure this post will shame me in the morning.
...what if Montparnasse was a sparklepire?
WHAT IF THE ENTIRE PATRON-MINETTE SPARKLED?
*imagines a sparkly Gueulemer*
Let's all hope together that nothing comes of this errant thought.
But I laughed my head off when it surfaced in my mind.
SPARKLE SPARKLE OM NOM NOM.
Ohhh gosh need sleep. I'm sure this post will shame me in the morning.