i wanna kill my self... or call cale and kill him
I Have Never:
(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
(_) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(_) been in love
(_) had sex
(x) had sex (or engaged in a sexual act) in public VICTORIA SECRET DRESSING ROOMS...ewwy
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight
(_) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
( ) caught someone else masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested HEH THATS AN ODD SUBJECT FOR THE DAY BEFORE COURT
(_) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated New Years in Times Square
(x) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(x) been divorced
(x) had children
( ) tasted my own sexual fluids THE THINGS I DO FOR CALE
( ) had sex with one of my Live Journal friends
(_) slapped someone I loved
(x) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(_) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(_) Been on a plane
(x) Had sex on a plane
( ) had sex with more than one person in the same week
(x) posed nude
(x) gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) cheated on my significant other GUILTY AS CHARGED
(x) had sex with my boss
(x) dated my roommate
(x) hitchhiked (does the peak bus count?)
(_) danced naked
(_) eaten red meat, chicken or fish
(x) had a tattoo
(_) booty-called someone
(x) had sex with someone I knew for less than 24 hours
(x) Gotten high off of OTC medication
(x) been to a strip club
(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
(_) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(_) been in love
(_) had sex
(x) had sex (or engaged in a sexual act) in public VICTORIA SECRET DRESSING ROOMS...ewwy
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight
(_) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been tied up (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating
( ) caught someone else masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested HEH THATS AN ODD SUBJECT FOR THE DAY BEFORE COURT
(_) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated New Years in Times Square
(x) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(x) been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(x) been divorced
(x) had children
( ) tasted my own sexual fluids THE THINGS I DO FOR CALE
( ) had sex with one of my Live Journal friends
(_) slapped someone I loved
(x) Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(_) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(_) Been on a plane
(x) Had sex on a plane
( ) had sex with more than one person in the same week
(x) posed nude
(x) gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
(_) cheated on my significant other GUILTY AS CHARGED
(x) had sex with my boss
(x) dated my roommate
(x) hitchhiked (does the peak bus count?)
(_) danced naked
(_) eaten red meat, chicken or fish
(x) had a tattoo
(_) booty-called someone
(x) had sex with someone I knew for less than 24 hours
(x) Gotten high off of OTC medication
(x) been to a strip club