lame jokes from m.lu

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m.lu: which country in the world has no vegetables?

me: which?

m.lu zhong guo

me: why? oh. plant fruits.

m.lu: no. because 'cai ne'?

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m.lu: who does mifen hate most?

me: who?

m.lu: fish. cos yu pian mi fen.