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throwingpens July 31 2015, 01:03:07 UTC
Well. Today was a day that happened.

I had an insane woman call me and try to get me to talk about some tests her daughter had done (and then called back hoping i was someone else nOPE JUST ME), fell asleep at my desk, got eye makeup all over my arm, woke up from my nap by FALLING OUT OF MY ROLLY CHAIR ONTO MY ASS.

And I know what you're thinking: oh man, your day sounds awful, Ambz.

IT GETS WORSE:
I slipped on a leaf on the slippery granite tiles outside the hospital, yet again falling on my ass.

And THEN, horror of horrors, A CHILD VOMITED ON MY FEET. Her mom was so apologetic, she helped me wash it off with water and tissues and later hand sanitzer, but I was definitely sobbing on the street for the second time in five days.

On my way home, I sat next to a guy. He looked like Ted Chaughugh. I turned my neck and it cracked like three times and he looked at me like OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING and then i told him all about my day. And he laughed and was like, "sounds like you should eat like, a whole bucket of fried chicken." And i was like YES THANK YOU then we somehow got on the topic of Lasik & scratched corneas & detached retinas & drew miller's face situation. At some point, I realized he was wearing a wedding ring but I didn't care. Were he single I probably would have asked him out for a drink.

Instead I'm trying to determine if I sohould get an entire pizza to eat, taco bell, or try to find a replacement for my beloved Chicken Fingers RIP becuase they don't deliver them anymore. (Though they should i basically kept htem in business.)

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stillscape July 31 2015, 01:22:30 UTC
I'm going to say it: STOP EATING TACO BELL, AMBER, I'M NOT EVEN SURE IT'S REAL FOOD. Also, your poor ass. Maybe it will all be funny by the end of the night?

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throwingpens July 31 2015, 01:24:17 UTC
IT'S NOT REAL FOOD BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO EAT IT, LIKE POP TARTS OR PANDA EXPRESS

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stillscape July 31 2015, 01:36:10 UTC
I DON'T EAT EITHER OF THOSE THINGS AMBER

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throwingpens July 31 2015, 01:45:07 UTC
WELL OKAY WE CAN'T ALL BE PERFECT STILLSCAPE. I'M NOT. I GET BLEMISHES.

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stillscape July 31 2015, 01:55:19 UTC
Ugh. Have I complained to you about the giant cystic jawline zit that is currently distorting the side of my face? It actually looks better if I leave it red, because then it at least looks like a pimple. If I conceal it, it looks like a tumor.

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throwingpens July 31 2015, 02:00:36 UTC
No, that blows though. Like, literally, acne like that is the worst. I'm grateful I don't get them very often, but I feel ya. Have you tried lancing it? Not that i recommend it, but. Sometimes it works? Cystic acne is awful awful awful. I'm sorry you're dealing with potential john mccain face.

i can't believe i just said that yes i can because today was awful and i'm ana wful person

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crazemazing July 31 2015, 01:26:32 UTC
OMG your day sounds horrible :(
I've had craving for Pizza recently so PIZZA all the way! Is there some sort of fried chicken pizza?

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stillscape July 31 2015, 01:30:48 UTC
I'm not sure I've ever explicitly heard of a fried chicken pizza, but this is America. We have to have one somewhere!

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crazemazing July 31 2015, 01:37:03 UTC
There is a shop here called pizza capers and they have a 'gourmet' pizza called bourbon chicken which comes with 2 chicken wings on tops, that the closest we get.

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stillscape July 31 2015, 01:33:36 UTC
Also there is this, if anyone wants to go to the Philippines for it: http://www.eater.com/2015/7/9/8920669/kfc-fried-chicken-crust-pizza

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crazemazing July 31 2015, 01:43:07 UTC
Now thats a fried chicken pizza!! of course it comes from KFC

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throwingpens July 31 2015, 01:44:49 UTC
WELL SORT OF. I get bbq chicken pizza a lot, which is delicious.

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isalsayourface July 31 2015, 07:32:12 UTC
This is horrible and I'm so sorry this was your day! YOU DESERVE ALL THE PIZZA, AMBER!

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