Government Shutdown: Head Canon Mad-Libs

[kyrieanne]

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The drabble prompt-a-thon is still going on. There are lots of prompts over there that need filling! Wander over there and pick one. Be sure to link to it in a comment so I can include it in the round up at the end of the week.

But in the mean time HEAD CANON MAD LIDS
Here's how it works:

1. WRITE a mad lib leaving out some assortment of names, places, verbs, adjectives, etc blank. An example:

Example 1: During the three years, [CHARACTER] burned down [SEMI-FAMOUS PAWNEE LOCATION] because of a [FOOD] shortage. [MEMBER OF PAWNEE MEDIA]'s coverage of the event brought national attention to the town, and caused [RIDICULOUS THING PAWNEE CITIZENS MIGHT DO].

2. FILL a mad lib. Respond in the comments. Who can be the most ridiculous?
    3. WHAT THE HELL? Just straight up tell us your head canons. Forget the mad libs. You know exactly what happened in those             three years. Tell us.

A few head canons I want to know:

• What happened with Cones of Dunshire?
• Did Ben procure plaid onsies for the triplets to wear home?
• What has April been up to over the past 3 years? Is she still in college?
• What Leslie's bucket list of MUST HAVE LIFE EXPERIENCES for her children.
• Marlene's reaction to being a grandparent?
• Ron & Leslie take the Pawnee Goddesses on a tour of the national parks she oversees. How does it go?
• Does Tom have a long-term serious relationship, like, ever?
• Ann & Leslie introduced their children to Friends, right?
• Who has been filling Leslie's role in the Parks department?
• Names...we all have thoughts on triplet names. Add your two cents in the comments!