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Aug 18, 2004 15:05

Hi my name is Dave and I am an alcoholic.

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:07:15 UTC
Dave?!?!

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:07:31 UTC
What?

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:08:13 UTC
Would you like to join my alcoholics anonymous group? It's free to join and you only have to pay £2 a month. What do you say?

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:09:46 UTC
Fuck off! If it was free, I would have to pay £2 a month you jerk. Im sick of you people harassing me and Marvin, Marvin does drugs, I do alcohol, daily, so just live with it, you dont want to help us!

*shouts in marvin*

Oh fuck Mike again? Why dont you piss off Mike?! eh? eh? U wanna fight do you? eh? eh? No I didnt think so you....

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:10:21 UTC
...may I just say i do want to help, I worry about both of you, please dont call me names, I had enough of that in school.

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:12:49 UTC
Dont you fucking interupt me while Im talking you milk bottle. If you ever come near any of us again or even try to get us to join your stupid groups, I will get my Dad onto you, Mr Mouse, yes HIM and he will wrap his tail right around your skinny little neck and strangle you until you wish you werent born and you were a leaf blowing happy to australia in autumn you retard. And we'll call you what we like and when we like until you piss off you fucking MONK!

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:14:36 UTC
Well can you atleast let me try? How do you both expect to stop your addiction to drugs and alcohol? Come on, if you let me help you will both be fine and we can go out to clubs and have pulling competitions, I bet I'd get all the ladies *puts on sunglasses*...

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:17:05 UTC
Dave to Marvin: Well I suppose he has a point....

Marvin: He does fucking not! Dave...if you....IF YOU EVEN JOIN THAT GROUP MY DAD WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR IRISH BODY AND POKE DEAD CATS WITH THEM NOW YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU FEAR A DEAD CAT FEELING YOUR BONES!

Dave: Yes but, listen to him, we can overtake his group, kill him and turn everyone else there into alcholics and drug addicts and rule the world, I can just see it now Marvin son, we could be rich...

Marvin: Ohhhh.....

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:17:58 UTC
Well boys? What do you say?

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:20:25 UTC
Marvin: *walks up to Mike like a gangster* Did you call me a fucking boy?! Now you know I aint no boy, if you dont start calling me what I am, a mouse, I will slap yo momma til she's red in the face, you hear?

Dave: *pulls him back* Oi be nice, remember we're taking him for all he's got you cunt

Marvin: Ok you turd, Mike we're joining the group, after a long discussion we decided it would be best. Take us to where we belong............

Mike: *lets them both in the smellycopter and they fly to China* Here we are lads....

Marvin: What did I fuckin tell you?

Dave: *nudges marvin*

Marvin: You prick

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leslety4charlie August 18 2004, 07:23:10 UTC
*At the group*

Everyone, meet Marvin and Dave....

Boris: MARVIN ME OLD MUCKER

Norma: Starving? IM HUNGRY

Betty: OoOoOoOoh Dave ya sexy thang

Marvin: In the name of chinese rabbits :| *grabs Dave and runs out*

Continues tomorrow.........
Join us to see If Marvin and Dave escape
And will Mike ever find his true love?

Find out tomorrow only on >insert soap name<

Copyright Channel 5/Lesleys Journal

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sahaar August 18 2004, 15:10:20 UTC
You are a cunt

*falls over and dies of laughter* :P

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