The Mystery of Grunting Man
Grunting Man just approached me with a note saying:
"I deaf phone my girlfriend *Jane Doe said pickup at (illegible/uncombrehendable location) comeback hurry over please call phone for Jane's house start said for pickup hims sure I'm deaf mute okay at Jane Doe on phone call 555-0000*
*changed for obvious reasons
I phone said Jane and left a message. He's waiting outside now.
So there it is - the mystery is solved. Ahhh, Grunting Man, how thee intrigues me.
"I deaf phone my girlfriend *Jane Doe said pickup at (illegible/uncombrehendable location) comeback hurry over please call phone for Jane's house start said for pickup hims sure I'm deaf mute okay at Jane Doe on phone call 555-0000*
*changed for obvious reasons
I phone said Jane and left a message. He's waiting outside now.
So there it is - the mystery is solved. Ahhh, Grunting Man, how thee intrigues me.