shrapnel in my eyes and other such minor afflictions
off to driving school tonight. whee. oh the enthusiasm, oh the mandatory-ness of drivers ed for wisconsin drivers. oh the agony, the spine crushing, limb snapping, genital peircing agony. is it may yet? no? YOU LIE!!!! mom, theres a weasel in my pancakes. someone shoot the wedding band, if i have to hear "my heart will go on" one more time...no sit down, shut up, and post a reply! or else i'll peirce your genitals. or i'll have corey do it.