Jan 27, 2006 06:24
So, here's my story, vicar.
I wake up all the time to the noise of mice scuttling around my room, presumably (hopefully) on my floor around my desk. I was awaken by a new noise tonight, a loud noise indicating that a mouse was in my room somewhere in a bag. The noise quickly stopped though, and i decided to use the bathroom while i was up. I reentered my lit room and heard a very loud noise of a mouse panicking in a bag. I then realized what it was: A mouse had gotten into a bag of doritos near the back of my desk, and partially fallen off the back of it. Now it stood upright, suspended by monitor wires, mouse trapped within scurrying about.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE:
Do you
A.) Go take the mouse outside, and let him go. (knowing he will return in less than 2 minutes time)
B.) Take him outside, pray for him to the mouse gods for a swift trip to mouse heaven, and then step on him.
Needless to say, i took option B.....
Please discuss whether or not i am a bad person.