...this was so lj worthy...

[lesbiana]

BlackCapMushroom: you look stupid
BlackCapMushroom: I mean that from the heart
BlackCapMushroom: want to see me naked?
OnWaRdToLiFe: yeah thanks
BlackCapMushroom: I'm naked in my bio
OnWaRdToLiFe: thas nice
BlackCapMushroom: want me to send you a pic?
OnWaRdToLiFe: yes
OnWaRdToLiFe: mail me one
OnWaRdToLiFe: ...lmfao
OnWaRdToLiFe: who is this?
BlackCapMushroom: I'm that guy who punched you in the face the other day
OnWaRdToLiFe: oh you!
OnWaRdToLiFe: hahaha
BlackCapMushroom: does it still hurt?
OnWaRdToLiFe: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
OnWaRdToLiFe: negatory
BlackCapMushroom: really, where? I've forgoten!
OnWaRdToLiFe: outside my house in the back yeard, we call it the doghouse...
BlackCapMushroom: and remember, pulling roots out of various parts of your body is not fun
OnWaRdToLiFe: and remember
OnWaRdToLiFe: only you can prevent forest fires
BlackCapMushroom: and only I can prevent zombie attack!
BlackCapMushroom: thats right, it's me, the guy next door!
OnWaRdToLiFe: and you need to stop being a dork! and you said you'd come back and you didn't
OnWaRdToLiFe: and *sobs*
BlackCapMushroom: DC kept getting messages of similer styling last night
OnWaRdToLiFe: now I am lonely
OnWaRdToLiFe: dc?
BlackCapMushroom: I am joking
OnWaRdToLiFe: has a sn?
BlackCapMushroom: I will return
BlackCapMushroom: right now
OnWaRdToLiFe: TEAR!
BlackCapMushroom: see here I come
OnWaRdToLiFe: lmfao

*comes running into my room*

It was B!