Ohhhhh finals!!
I had a bad day today. However, unless I can make some amusing story out of my bitching and moaning, its not really worth posting about is it? This is true!
I was doing some very important, self centered thinking a little earlier (and by earlier I mean about 10-15 seconds ago) and I suppose I can consider myself an entertainer, even as the introverted person I am. I find it an interesting dynamic, not really wanting to come out of my room much, but being a fairly loud story-teller when I do come out. I love to make people laugh, I just dont like seeing people that often! ALSO, as a result of not seeing people that often, I havent gotten sick all semester! isnt that neat?!
We are entering THE HOME STRETCH!!! Life sucks and everyone hates themselves right now! However, things are not so bad and no matter how bad we all fail our tests life is pretty good for us rich/semi-rich/white/attractive/semi-attractive/young/semi-young/not-so-young people and theres almost very little to be too sad about! So get ready for my list of generic shit we need ot hear right now! AHEM!
*You aren't stupid.
*no you aren't
*NO YOU REALLY AREN'T SHUT UP.
*Everyone else failed it too, no worries.
*they didnt? Oh well fuck em! They have acne!
*You will graduate.
*someday.
*I promise!
*If you dont, you will find something better that makes you happier anyway.
*You should sleep more, you are so pretty when u sleep!
*At least you dont A) Live in darfur B) Live in compton C)live in your car D)Have leperosy E)Hold any sort of grotesque world record! (sorry if you do!
*In 2 weeks, you will be A)playing video games B)sleeping 12-15 hours a day C) having a lot of sex D)Eating real food E)Playing more video games G) Forgetting your alphabet because it doesnt F00king matter cuz your on break weeeeeee.
*I love you! If I dont love you, then someone does Im sure! No hard feelings!
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I was doing some very important, self centered thinking a little earlier (and by earlier I mean about 10-15 seconds ago) and I suppose I can consider myself an entertainer, even as the introverted person I am. I find it an interesting dynamic, not really wanting to come out of my room much, but being a fairly loud story-teller when I do come out. I love to make people laugh, I just dont like seeing people that often! ALSO, as a result of not seeing people that often, I havent gotten sick all semester! isnt that neat?!
We are entering THE HOME STRETCH!!! Life sucks and everyone hates themselves right now! However, things are not so bad and no matter how bad we all fail our tests life is pretty good for us rich/semi-rich/white/attractive/semi-attractive/young/semi-young/not-so-young people and theres almost very little to be too sad about! So get ready for my list of generic shit we need ot hear right now! AHEM!
*You aren't stupid.
*no you aren't
*NO YOU REALLY AREN'T SHUT UP.
*Everyone else failed it too, no worries.
*they didnt? Oh well fuck em! They have acne!
*You will graduate.
*someday.
*I promise!
*If you dont, you will find something better that makes you happier anyway.
*You should sleep more, you are so pretty when u sleep!
*At least you dont A) Live in darfur B) Live in compton C)live in your car D)Have leperosy E)Hold any sort of grotesque world record! (sorry if you do!
*In 2 weeks, you will be A)playing video games B)sleeping 12-15 hours a day C) having a lot of sex D)Eating real food E)Playing more video games G) Forgetting your alphabet because it doesnt F00king matter cuz your on break weeeeeee.
*I love you! If I dont love you, then someone does Im sure! No hard feelings!
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