In which Leslie chats with a robot. Or something.
Whilst watching Top Gear and tooling about on the internet, Leslie is accosted by an unknown AIM chatter. Or something.
uninvited guest
: hey there
Les_o_lie
: Should I know who you are?
uninvited guest
: sup
: heyy sorry if i bothered ya i was just pretty bored wanna chat??
Les_o_lie
: Are you just a random person?
uninvited guest
: nice i was so lonely it's nice to have someone to im with so what are you up to?
Les_o_lie
: You aren't a person, are you. You're a thing. A cyborg, perhaps.
uninvited guest
: oh welll, i just got through out i am actually sittin in my towel can u give me a minute
Les_o_lie
: If you are a cyborg, it's pretty clear that your brain is still human, because your spelling and grammar are atrocious. Or you have a clever plan to lure us into a false sense of security with such a display.
: And thereby, foolish assumption on our part.
uninvited guest
: ahh see only took a sec im bout to get on my cam i've been doin these shows while i am in university wanna join me?
Les_o_lie
: Actually, I'm well past schooling at this point in my life, and I thank you for a pointless offer, and shun it entirely.
: Also, don't have a cam. Or even a camera.
uninvited guest
: it's so much more fun ;) and i think i actually have a freebie still i can let u use too if you wanted
Les_o_lie
: Nope, I'm good.
: Creeper.
uninvited guest
: sweeet! it's still good i just need you to give me a awesome rating so i can get more but i'll earn it :)
: hey there
Les_o_lie.
: LOOP.
: We'll see where we get from here.
uninvited guest
: aight my cam is hooked up through a chat network to keep away the aggervating little aim geeks so don't worry if ya don't have one or it don't work ok???
Les_o_lie
: ...doesn't work. If it doesn't work.
uninvited guest
: ok babe this is going to be just u nd me you just go to http://privatecams.cz.cc and make sure you click the free invite on the side there ok??
uninvited guest
: hey there
Les_o_lie
: Should I know who you are?
uninvited guest
: sup
: heyy sorry if i bothered ya i was just pretty bored wanna chat??
Les_o_lie
: Are you just a random person?
uninvited guest
: nice i was so lonely it's nice to have someone to im with so what are you up to?
Les_o_lie
: You aren't a person, are you. You're a thing. A cyborg, perhaps.
uninvited guest
: oh welll, i just got through out i am actually sittin in my towel can u give me a minute
Les_o_lie
: If you are a cyborg, it's pretty clear that your brain is still human, because your spelling and grammar are atrocious. Or you have a clever plan to lure us into a false sense of security with such a display.
: And thereby, foolish assumption on our part.
uninvited guest
: ahh see only took a sec im bout to get on my cam i've been doin these shows while i am in university wanna join me?
Les_o_lie
: Actually, I'm well past schooling at this point in my life, and I thank you for a pointless offer, and shun it entirely.
: Also, don't have a cam. Or even a camera.
uninvited guest
: it's so much more fun ;) and i think i actually have a freebie still i can let u use too if you wanted
Les_o_lie
: Nope, I'm good.
: Creeper.
uninvited guest
: sweeet! it's still good i just need you to give me a awesome rating so i can get more but i'll earn it :)
: hey there
Les_o_lie.
: LOOP.
: We'll see where we get from here.
uninvited guest
: aight my cam is hooked up through a chat network to keep away the aggervating little aim geeks so don't worry if ya don't have one or it don't work ok???
Les_o_lie
: ...doesn't work. If it doesn't work.
uninvited guest
: ok babe this is going to be just u nd me you just go to http://privatecams.cz.cc and make sure you click the free invite on the side there ok??