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Jul 06, 2006 23:51

The Proper Care and Feeding of Bears:

1) They don't like small spaces. Give them plenty of room, preferably their own room. Move to a bigger home if you need to.

2) They feed on Oreos, pizza and chocolate cake.

3) When entering a room where there is a Bear, acknowledge him with a greeting and, perhaps, with a pat on the head. You will likely be rewarded with a Bear hug.

4) Take your Bear on as many vacations with you as is practicable. Introduce him to all of your friends, family, business acquaintances, etc.

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