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Sep 12, 2005 20:13

This is too funny. I'm going to hell for abusing Wikipedia. Search for 'Thomasville, Georgia,' and you'll find a Sassy Mae Jones listed under 'Famous People.' Man. I had fun. I'm gonna get busted and it's gonna get taken down, but whatever. Mokes and I had a grand ole time.

Here's a direct link.

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xayeidemon September 13 2005, 00:23:37 UTC
Bwahahahahaha!! FUNNY!! LMAO!!!


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leravenn September 13 2005, 00:25:03 UTC
Bertha Starr is my hero!!!

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xayeidemon September 13 2005, 00:35:13 UTC
I have a lunchbox with her picture on it! I got it from Ebay last week!


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leravenn September 13 2005, 12:34:27 UTC
Damn! I was bidding on one of her collector's series mugs-- the one where she spoofs Mammy on SNL (the ep where Mike Myers plays Rhett Butler)-- but I lost it to some bastard in Wisconsin for $468. Dang. It was autographed too. :D

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Get all your accessories HERE! sctag1015 September 14 2005, 00:39:39 UTC
http://www.cafepress.com/sctag1015

Yes, I am a terrible person.

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! xayeidemon September 14 2005, 01:11:14 UTC
If I had enough money to waste, I would SO buy that messenger bag.

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! leravenn September 14 2005, 01:50:54 UTC
Or the thong. Man...

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! sctag1015 September 14 2005, 02:20:16 UTC
And already, there is new merchandise. That's right, get your Commrade Lenin, Howard, and Cult of Sassy merchandise right here!!!!!

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! xayeidemon September 14 2005, 02:48:20 UTC
I just saw the thong...I want that, too.

Does Sassy know yet? >:D

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! leravenn September 14 2005, 04:06:27 UTC
I think I know what you're b-day gift's gonna be... >:)

And I don't think she's seen it yet. She posted on her OWN friggin' journal, but does she bother to check her flist? Or call me back? Noo-o-o-ooooo. That ho. Just for that we should put her face on custom condoms. We could call the extra-large ones 'Big Berthas.' Yah. ^~_~^

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! xayeidemon September 14 2005, 04:35:49 UTC

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! leravenn September 14 2005, 05:44:17 UTC
AWESOME!!!! Can I order a gross? Cuz I mean, who DOESN'T need 144 Big Berthas?

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! xayeidemon September 14 2005, 18:17:03 UTC
I think these are the only condoms that should be sold in stores. I don't care how tiny your penis is, you're gonna use the Big Berthas because they're Sassy Approved. I dare anyone to defy this decree.

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Re: Get all your accessories HERE! sctag1015 September 14 2005, 02:58:28 UTC

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