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Aug 09, 2005 18:09

I'm making progress with my omelets... this one would be damn good if I hadn't accidentally dumped too much garlic salt in it... and if I hadn't folded it all funky so that it resembles a scrambled tumor. Eh. But the consistency-- ahhhh. I'm so used to my hard-ass half-burnt eggs that it's... alien. I've also discovered that if I prepare raw ( Read more... )

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xayeidemon August 10 2005, 01:48:09 UTC
I like my omelets slightly runny. I also like my scrambled eggs slightly runny. Daddy makes good omelets, but his turn out...crispy? Like I said, they're good, but I like to see cheese and eggs oozing out of my omelets. And yeah, mine never come out looking like omelets, just jiggly masses of eggs, cheese, ham/bacon, and the occasional sprinkling of pepper and parsely. They also end up square.

Lime essence in the apartment? LOL! If I'd come in, my skin would probably have immediately erupted into hives, and an asthma attack wouldn't have been far behind. :P

Speaking of apartments, I haven't thought of any ways to torture my freshman roomie. Maybe I could set up a witchy altar in the living room and declare it as part of my "sacred space." What do you think?

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mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:46:29 UTC
Slightly runny eggs? OMG, what kind of freak are you?!

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xayeidemon August 10 2005, 15:47:37 UTC
Excuse me? Have we met?

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mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:48:22 UTC
Obviously so if you replied a mere MINUTE after I posted. Jeez, what a loser!

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xayeidemon August 10 2005, 15:49:50 UTC
I'm sorry you're so bitter about something. Maybe it's that flag pole you've got wedged up your ass.

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mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:51:16 UTC
I'm bitter about your egregious food preferences. I mean, don't you know you can get food poisoning from eating undercooked meat products?

And my flagpole is fine, thank you very much.

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<3 xayeidemon August 10 2005, 15:52:27 UTC
Jesus loves you.

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Re: <3 mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:53:43 UTC
The Horned God and the Great Goddess love me, idjit. Learn how to cook some damn eggs!

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Re: <3 xayeidemon August 10 2005, 15:54:07 UTC
I'm going to cry. I really am.

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Re: <3 mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:54:49 UTC
Go ahead, crybaby. While you're at it, fix your icon. Your face is kinda scary.

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Re: <3 xayeidemon August 10 2005, 15:55:18 UTC
Shut the HELL UP, Gollum!

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Re: <3 mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:56:06 UTC
No, I'm Smeagol, you're Gollum.

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Re: <3 xayeidemon August 10 2005, 15:57:59 UTC
I don't want to be Smeagol, you stupid twat.

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Re: <3 mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 15:58:47 UTC
Okay, okay. Fine. I'm hungry. Let's go get lunch.

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Re: <3 xayeidemon August 10 2005, 16:00:07 UTC
Curiously, I'm hungry as well.

Oh, sorry Stephanie. We didn't mean to clutter up your post like this. I can't take Mokey anywhere.

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Re: <3 mokey_sg1 August 10 2005, 16:00:48 UTC
Shut up, bitch.

Yeah, sorry, Steph. :3

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