Courtesy of screwed_reality
1. TIME YOU STARTED: 5:41 pm
2. FULL NAME: Stephanie Claire Collier
3. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I'm aware of.
5. NICKNAME: Stephies, Steffiness, Poodle, Smoo
6. BIRTHDAY: 1/11/85
7. WHERE WERE YOU BORN: Thomasville, GA
8. MASCOT: High school? Bulldog. College? Bobcat. Personal? Kitty!!!
9. SCHOOL AVERAGE: Amazingly, still hovering around 3.5.
10. DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL: I like the idea of school...
11. DO YOU FIND IT EASY OR HARD: More difficult than it should be. I like sleeping...
12: ARE YOU TALL OR SHORT: About average height.
13. SHOE SIZE: 8.5
14. COLOR OF EYES: Gray/green
15. HAIR COLOR: Auburn, more or less.
16. SIBLINGS: ... Counting the one I buried under the house?
17. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
18. LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: I leave that to Andrew with his unlimited rental pass... but the last one I rented through him was... uh... Alone in the Dark. That sucked major arse.
19. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Any kind of advanced math.
20. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH?: I once did, but no more. Calculus make Stephy head go *boom*.
21. LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: Wow. Bought? The Moulin Rouge soundtrack, and I'll be damned if I know where it is anymore...
22. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Cha!
23. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Not really. Johnny Depp is just a low-grade eternal obsession.
24. IF SO WHO: Refer to the ambiguous answer of #23.
25. IS HE OR SHE GOOD LOOKING? Duh! It's Johnny DEPP!
26. IF HE OR SHE ASKED YOU OUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY: I'd say, 'Dude... you've been smokin' too much hash. However... I'll give you $5 to do naughty things with my s/o on camera. Eh? Ehhhh?' Hehehehe.
27. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Hmm... Halle Berry.
28. FAVORITE ACTOR: Christopher Walken... ahhhh... decrepit hotness...
29. FAVORITE MOVIE: Gosh... I forget... but I really like Edward Scissorhands.
30. FAVORITE TV SHOW: Teen Titans
31. FAVORITE SONG: 'Waka Laka'! A gem of DDR techno-crack.
32. FAVORITE FOOD: Chicken tenders. *salivate*
33. FAVORITE COLOR: Purple... sometimes green.
34. GOOD FRIENDS: My core GC&SU crew and various satellite acquaintances... and my core THS crew; the vitals are Sassy, Mokes, and Andrew, who are my 'kindred spirits,' to use an Anne of Green Gables term. :3
35. COOLEST FRIEND: Sassy. That's one weird chick.
36. NICEST FRIEND? Courtney. She's naturally nice AND determined to act nice... even when she may not be feeling so nice.
37. HOTTEST FRIEND: Why would I say anything other Andrew? I have virtually no guy friends anyway... and I'm not disposed to describing my female friends as 'hot.' *shudder*
38. PRETTIEST FRIEND: Hmm... probably Stephanie Brown. She's just. So. Cute!
39. FAV. FRIENDS TO HANG WITH: The aforementioned kindred spirits. With them I can just relax and say whatever off-the-wall or critical thing I want. I just can't get away with kicking Mokes in the ass... and I really like kicking people in the ass, for some reason.
40. FAVORITE ONLINE FRIEND(S): I don't really maintain online friends... I guess Andrew. He's the only person I hold conversations with online.
41. HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER: Anywhere from 15 minutes to 50 minutes. I am a slave for hot water. :)
42. WHERE'S YOUR FAV. PLACE TO GO ON VACATION: Huh. Anywhere with people I like, usually away from school and parents. I really do like Florida in particular...
43. FAV. CITY TO CHILL IN: Macon, GA
44. HOW OLD ARE YOU: 20
45. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS: Depends on the hat...
46. FAV. DRINK: Yoo-hoo or Cherry Coke.
47. WORST FEAR: Hmm... I have a few high-ranking fears-- like failing something important, whether at my career or even-- God forbid-- as a parent; painful deaths for me or anyone I care about... death itself isn't absolutely terrible, but to have your lasts moments in a given body to totally suck... not so good.
48.BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Maybe not the best feeling, but the happiest feeling in the world is playing with people you love. I think playing is underrated... sometimes it's better than having group discussions about personal and profound things over coffee... 'Sardines' is the game of the gods.
49. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Failing... or some kind of big personal loss. Being sick blows too.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
50. BILL CLINTON: He's okay. I feel kinda bad for him.
51. THE WHOLE ALIEN THING: *shrug* I sometimes think Rasheda's an alien...
52. LINDA TRIPP: The only image I'm conjuring is a big nose...
53. TEENAGE SMOKING: Smoking in general is bad. Unless it's cigars or pipes. Man, those smell good. That said, as long as people keep it out of my way, they can do as they like.
54. PREMARITAL SEX: Well, it's fine for me. And fine for anyone with sense.
55. DRIVING DRUNK: The crash dummies are funny.
56. DOING DRUGS: There are good reasons for some drugs... but most people do them for shit reasons. I've read enough about them being a gateway to mental illness-- not to mention prison-- to keep me from doing them.
57. MARILYN MANSON: Bizarre. And funny. I thought it was great when he called Hanson 'the tools of the Devil.'
58. GUY BANDS: Beyond Coldplay and Backstreet... and I suppose Hanson... NO.
59. DEATH: Not the highlight of my anticipated future, but whatever.
60. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: I believe it's possible.
61. A CERTAIN PERSON OUT THERE FOR YOU: I think so.
62. SUICIDE: It's sad that it happens. I wish no one ever felt his/her life were that miserable.
63. SOUTH PARK: Ahh... Timmy...
64. CHARITY: It's good, isn't it? I mean... it's CHARITY.
65. GIRLS WITH LOTS Of MAKEUP? My immediate reaction is 'skank.' Putting on lots of makeup is fun sometimes, especially as part of a costume... but on a regular basis, you're just suffering from Tammy Faye Syndrome. That much makeup is kinda bad for you too.
66. GOD: God is good. And I suspect God laughs at us a lot.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF
67. RYAN: Seacrest-- gahhh!! Whyeeee?!?
68. ZACK: The $80 dorm fees Andrew got last year.
69. DANIELLE: Siler. My former Carmike co-worker. Theater major. I think she just graduated, or is about to.
70. DREW: Barrymore.
71. STACEY: The gay-ass manager at Bruster's. Literally gay. And curiously in the military... He is a stain upon the ice cream industry. All because he never mailed me my damn $30 paycheck!
72. JAY: The 5-year-old kid I married in kindergarten, who proved to be gay in high school.
73. BRIAN: Hehehe. The hot dude on Queer as Folk. I'm just fixated on gay people now...
74. JENNA: I don't think I know any Jennas. It does make me think of one of Rasheda's literary aliases from middle school though. Jenna Maxwell? Hm.
75. CINDY: Lauper. I don't care if that's not how she spells 'Cindy.'
76. SHANNON: Hehehe! That's Mr. Kirby's real name-- the manager at Carmike! Hahahah! I'd forgotten... all of his stuff said 'Michael Kirby.' And one day his sister called the theater and asked for 'Shannon.' And I asked 'Who?' And she said 'Oh-- Mr. Kirby.' I almost peed myself. 'SHANNON?' Heh.
77. MEGAN: Courtney's roommate
78. CAROL: O Christmas Tree
79: HEATHER: Heather Wiley from writing workshop. She's nifty. Just graduated.
80. ARTHUR: And D.W. Animated PBS aardvarks...
81. LAURA: I have a cousin named Laura...
82. AMY: Sizemore... though I also have a cousin named Amy...
83. LISA: Simpson, my cartoon incarnation apparent.
84. NATHAN: Bridger, the only true captain of seaQuest.
85. ASHLEY: and Mary Kate. DAMN the Olsen twins!
86. ADAM: and Eve.
87. CODY: Hmm. Not ringing any bells. Sounds like someone off ABC's TGIF from a while back. Step by Step! Maybe? Eh...
88. KATHY: Momma's hairdresser and mother of my first friend... though I think he's turned into a retarded redneck by now.
89. DAVE: Dr. Dave... another hot guy off QAF.
90. KATHERINE: My suitemate from last year! Well, her name's really Katherina, but either way it abbreviates to Kat.
91. MATT: Seemingly ephebophilic assistant manager of Carmike with anger management issues; interestingly enough, he seemed very concerned about not upsetting me and was actually a bit protective. Still... the dude was rumored to have had sex with 13-year-old girls in the projection rooms. >.< Yuckers. I think he was like 24...
92. MELISSA: Again... one of my cousins.
93. ALISHA: Keys.
94. AMANDA: Napier RD.
95. ALEX: FEINBERG!! Graaahhhhhh!! Kill! Actually, I'll say Alex, the blue-and-gold macaw at the museum. He's still an ass, but he's Andrew's baby. Or mate. Or some kind of inappropriate inter-special relationship.
96. JUSTIN: Timberlake. *shudder*
97. RICKY: Martin. *shudder again*
99. LAUREN: A girl from writing workshop who seems to share Mokes's obsession with StarGate.
WHICH IS BETTER....
100. COKE OR PEPSI: COKE.
102. LAKE OR OCEAN: Ocean.
103. TV OR RADIO: TV.
104. GOING TO THE MOVIES OR RENTING A MOVIE: Renting. Then I can be lewd and curse and pause the DVD to go pee.
105. BSB OR N'SYNC: BSB, yo. I will <3 A.J. forever. *slaps self*
106. 1 PILLOW OR 2: 1-- but 2 if Andrew's sharing 'cause dude is a fluff hog.
107. HOT OR COLD: Uh... cool.
108. NICE OR MEAN: Nice-- with the intermittent mean streak.
109. JOCK OR BRAIN: A fine-ass brain. You know, the words 'ass' and 'brain' just don't go together.
110. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS OR JUST GOOD LOOKING? I tend to hate drop-dead gorgeous people. It's a sad fact. So just good-looking.
111. HUG OR KISS: Snuggle!
112. SEX OR CHOCOLATE: Why not sex AND chocolate? Eh? Ehhh? Actually, that's really a poor combination. Especially with chocolate syrup...
113. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: *sigh* I don't KNOW!! Jeez.
114. HOCKEY OR FOOTBALL: Hockey, though only if we're talking field hockey, and only if I'm playing. Otherwise, f*** them both. :3
115. ABERCROMBIE OR AMERICAN EAGLE: I would say Abercrombie, though I don't buy either of them.
116. ADIDAS OR NIKE: Once upon a time, Adidas, but I've gotten indifferent to both. It's all about Chuck Taylor All-Stars, baby.
117. FREDDIE OR RYAN: Huh? I don't get it...
118. JEN OR JOEY(DAWSONS CREEK): *shrug* I avoid watching that tripe.
119. RED OR BLUE: Usually red, actually.
120. EMINEM OR WILL SMITH? Will Smith and his cwute Dumbo ears!
121. CARNIVAL OR AMUSEMENT PARK: Amusement park. Fewer carnies. :P
122. MACS OR IBM'S: I dunno. Brittany had a pretty Mac. I wouldn't know an IBM if I saw it.
123. BRITNEY OR CHRISTINA: Christina; she actually has talent and is a skank with a purpose.
124. WINTER FRESH OR DOUBLE MINT: Winterfresh; I just finished off a pack.
125.BEEN ON A PLANE: I rode in a Cessna for 15 minutes for $20 at an airshow...
126. WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN: Nah. I just wade in the ocean and poke at things on the beach.
127. SWAM IN A LAKE : Yup. That was kinda grody.
128. PEED IN A OCEAN: Not that I recall...
129. PEED IN A LAKE: I believe so.
130. PEED IN A POOL: No.
131. GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Nope.
132. CHEATED ON A TEST: Cha! Didn't we all abuse Dr. Johnson?
133. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: I suppose you could call it that.
134. FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH?: I don't think so...
135. FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: I fall asleep every once in a while when snacking. Though I can't remember falling asleep during a meal.
136. GONE TO CHURCH: Yeah... *snore*
137. READ THE BIBLE: Yeah, though I never got very far. I either read a few Psalms or tried to find 'the cool stuff.' I tried reading it from the beginning once, and quit when I got to the first series of 'so-and-so begat so-and-so's.'
138. CLIMBED A TREE: Hells yeah!
139. WATCHED DAWSON'S CREEK: Once. Never again.
140. GONE WATER SKIING: No.
141. GONE SNOWBOARDING: No.
142. GONE SKATEBOARDING: Sorta...
143. FELL ASLEEP DURING A SCARY MOVIE: I fell asleep during a planetarium show once...
144. GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP: Yeah. THAT didn't go well.
145. BEEN TO CAMP: Just band camp.
146. HAVE A CAMP: No...
147. PLAYED SOCCER: Yeah. I kicked ass... for about 15 minutes. Then I had to call Mommy to bring me pants because mine were covered in mud to the waist. *sigh*
148. BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBaLL GAME: No... I could have gone because of that stupid Braves all A's thing... where they send you free tickets in elementary school... but I never went.
149. SAW A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: Nah.
150. BEEN TO A NFL GAME: Nope.
151. BEEN TO A NHL GAME: No...
152. SAT IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: Yes! Old Mexico!
153. EATEN SUSHI: Once. At China Buffet. It was like cold glue.
154. EATEN FISH: I wuv fish!
155. WATCHED DIRTY DANCING: No.
156. AND DANCED ALONG: Would I be doing this by some mystic intuition, as I have never seen the movie?
157. WANTED TO DIE: Not really. Just, I guess... hibernate for a while.
158. MET A CELEBRITY: Does Jimmy Carter count?
159. DRIVEN A CAR: Yeah.
160. DIDN'T WASH YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: I did that all the time when I was little. I was a dirty little thing.
162. BROKEN SOMETHING: Oh, YEAH.
163. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: I never FOUND the friggin' ice cream truck! I could hear it jingle, but I could never find it! It was like a phantom or something!
164. DRIVEN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: Only on Grand Theft Auto.
165. THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE: Nope.
166. TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE: No...
168. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SCARED OF GETTING SHOT: Not really.
169. GOTTEN A CAVITY: I've gotten 3-- all on the left side. One turned into a monster hole in the tooth because the dentist was convinced it was 'just a stain.' Yeah...
170. GOT SHOT: Only with Nerf balls.
171. SAW SOMEONE DIE: Don't think so. Just animals. And that's sad enough.
172. CRIED SO LONG AND HARD YOU COULDN'T STOP SHAKING: Yeah... it's not that hard to do, you know.
173. GOTTEN INTO A FIST FIGHT? Once. With Christopher Wallace in 5th grade in the jungle gym.
174. PUNCHED SOMEONE FOR NO REASON: Always!
175. THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: Yeah. *grumble*
176. HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: Nope. Unless you count 40-year-old Indian stalkers.
177. WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: Once... and in that glorious moment, I saw MUSIC VIDEOS.
178. USED A PORTA-POTTY: *scream* Yes. AND a trailer privy at Ren Fest.
179. STAYED ONLINE TILL 4 IN THE MORNING: Yah.
180. USED SOMEONE FOR SEX: Not exactly...
181. MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: Lord, yes! But once it became a conference call affair, I more or less became a third-party witness. Poor Greenleaf.
182. CALLED SOMEONE YOU LIKED BUT HUNG UP: Oh, yes. I was dumb in middle school.
184. SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: No. There was nowhere to sneak TO.
185. STREAKED: Not for long distances.
187. GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: No...
188. WET THE BED: I know that I did it when I was little, but I don't remember specific istances.
190. HAD YOUR HOUSE ROLLED: No.
191. BROKEN THE LAW: Yeah. But in a place with archaic morality laws and abundant alcohol, that's not hard.
193. KILLED SOMEONE: Only on Grand Theft Auto.
194. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: So many, many times.
195. SMOKED IN SCHOOL: No.
196. SKIPPED SCHOOl: Oh yes! Hong Yip lunches and MacGyver afternoons during H.S., and entire days wasted in college...
197. BEEN SCARED ENOUGH TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS: Not quite. I would be too scared to ask to go to the restroom, and thus would pee my pants.
198. BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A "FRIEND": Yep.
199. STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK: Yep.
200. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO SHOP WITH: Anyone in M'ville... and Mokes. :3
201. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX WITH?: Sassy or Andrew or Mokes.
202. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT LIFE WITH: Sassy or Andrew or Mokes.
203. WHO DO YOU HATE? Hm... I generally only extremely dislike people. Maybe Alex Feinberg. That's a grudge to hold onto.
204. WHO MAKES YOU ANGRY? Soulless preps, sickeningly egotistical/manipulative people, stubbornly ignorant people.
205. IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE YOU'VE WANTED TO KISS FOREVER WHO WOULD IT BE? Um... I like kissing Andrew.
206. GIRLS: Depends on the girl. I hate stereotypically 'feminine' girls, and I hate militantly butchy girls-- anyone who is actually 2-dimensional or frozen at any end of the spectrum, I hate. Excuse me: extremely dislike.
207. WHO DO YOU MISS? Mokes. :(
208. WHO HAVE YOU LIKE LIKED FOREVER: Grrr. I haven't liked ANYONE 'forever.'
209. WHO WOULD YOU DIE FOR? I guess anyone at the appropriate opportunity. I mean, if I saw George W. standing in the middle of a busy highway licking an ice cream cone, I wouldn't giggle and walk off. I'd try to help him, and I could conceivably die in the process. But I don't guess that's the point of the question. Whatever.
210. HOLDS YOUR HEARING: Eh?
211. WHO IS THE NICEST FRIEND YOU KNOW?: Wasn't this asked before? And didn't I answer 'Courtney'?
212. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY?: As if that couldn't be extrapolated from my previous answers: Andrew.
213. Time you finished: 8:00 PM on the dot. Damn I'm slow. I blame the cat. And Andrew.
2. FULL NAME: Stephanie Claire Collier
3. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I'm aware of.
5. NICKNAME: Stephies, Steffiness, Poodle, Smoo
6. BIRTHDAY: 1/11/85
7. WHERE WERE YOU BORN: Thomasville, GA
8. MASCOT: High school? Bulldog. College? Bobcat. Personal? Kitty!!!
9. SCHOOL AVERAGE: Amazingly, still hovering around 3.5.
10. DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL: I like the idea of school...
11. DO YOU FIND IT EASY OR HARD: More difficult than it should be. I like sleeping...
12: ARE YOU TALL OR SHORT: About average height.
13. SHOE SIZE: 8.5
14. COLOR OF EYES: Gray/green
15. HAIR COLOR: Auburn, more or less.
16. SIBLINGS: ... Counting the one I buried under the house?
17. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
18. LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: I leave that to Andrew with his unlimited rental pass... but the last one I rented through him was... uh... Alone in the Dark. That sucked major arse.
19. LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Any kind of advanced math.
20. DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH?: I once did, but no more. Calculus make Stephy head go *boom*.
21. LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: Wow. Bought? The Moulin Rouge soundtrack, and I'll be damned if I know where it is anymore...
22. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: Cha!
23. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Not really. Johnny Depp is just a low-grade eternal obsession.
24. IF SO WHO: Refer to the ambiguous answer of #23.
25. IS HE OR SHE GOOD LOOKING? Duh! It's Johnny DEPP!
26. IF HE OR SHE ASKED YOU OUT WHAT WOULD YOU SAY: I'd say, 'Dude... you've been smokin' too much hash. However... I'll give you $5 to do naughty things with my s/o on camera. Eh? Ehhhh?' Hehehehe.
27. FAVORITE ACTRESS: Hmm... Halle Berry.
28. FAVORITE ACTOR: Christopher Walken... ahhhh... decrepit hotness...
29. FAVORITE MOVIE: Gosh... I forget... but I really like Edward Scissorhands.
30. FAVORITE TV SHOW: Teen Titans
31. FAVORITE SONG: 'Waka Laka'! A gem of DDR techno-crack.
32. FAVORITE FOOD: Chicken tenders. *salivate*
33. FAVORITE COLOR: Purple... sometimes green.
34. GOOD FRIENDS: My core GC&SU crew and various satellite acquaintances... and my core THS crew; the vitals are Sassy, Mokes, and Andrew, who are my 'kindred spirits,' to use an Anne of Green Gables term. :3
35. COOLEST FRIEND: Sassy. That's one weird chick.
36. NICEST FRIEND? Courtney. She's naturally nice AND determined to act nice... even when she may not be feeling so nice.
37. HOTTEST FRIEND: Why would I say anything other Andrew? I have virtually no guy friends anyway... and I'm not disposed to describing my female friends as 'hot.' *shudder*
38. PRETTIEST FRIEND: Hmm... probably Stephanie Brown. She's just. So. Cute!
39. FAV. FRIENDS TO HANG WITH: The aforementioned kindred spirits. With them I can just relax and say whatever off-the-wall or critical thing I want. I just can't get away with kicking Mokes in the ass... and I really like kicking people in the ass, for some reason.
40. FAVORITE ONLINE FRIEND(S): I don't really maintain online friends... I guess Andrew. He's the only person I hold conversations with online.
41. HOW LONG ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER: Anywhere from 15 minutes to 50 minutes. I am a slave for hot water. :)
42. WHERE'S YOUR FAV. PLACE TO GO ON VACATION: Huh. Anywhere with people I like, usually away from school and parents. I really do like Florida in particular...
43. FAV. CITY TO CHILL IN: Macon, GA
44. HOW OLD ARE YOU: 20
45. GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS: Depends on the hat...
46. FAV. DRINK: Yoo-hoo or Cherry Coke.
47. WORST FEAR: Hmm... I have a few high-ranking fears-- like failing something important, whether at my career or even-- God forbid-- as a parent; painful deaths for me or anyone I care about... death itself isn't absolutely terrible, but to have your lasts moments in a given body to totally suck... not so good.
48.BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Maybe not the best feeling, but the happiest feeling in the world is playing with people you love. I think playing is underrated... sometimes it's better than having group discussions about personal and profound things over coffee... 'Sardines' is the game of the gods.
49. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Failing... or some kind of big personal loss. Being sick blows too.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
50. BILL CLINTON: He's okay. I feel kinda bad for him.
51. THE WHOLE ALIEN THING: *shrug* I sometimes think Rasheda's an alien...
52. LINDA TRIPP: The only image I'm conjuring is a big nose...
53. TEENAGE SMOKING: Smoking in general is bad. Unless it's cigars or pipes. Man, those smell good. That said, as long as people keep it out of my way, they can do as they like.
54. PREMARITAL SEX: Well, it's fine for me. And fine for anyone with sense.
55. DRIVING DRUNK: The crash dummies are funny.
56. DOING DRUGS: There are good reasons for some drugs... but most people do them for shit reasons. I've read enough about them being a gateway to mental illness-- not to mention prison-- to keep me from doing them.
57. MARILYN MANSON: Bizarre. And funny. I thought it was great when he called Hanson 'the tools of the Devil.'
58. GUY BANDS: Beyond Coldplay and Backstreet... and I suppose Hanson... NO.
59. DEATH: Not the highlight of my anticipated future, but whatever.
60. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: I believe it's possible.
61. A CERTAIN PERSON OUT THERE FOR YOU: I think so.
62. SUICIDE: It's sad that it happens. I wish no one ever felt his/her life were that miserable.
63. SOUTH PARK: Ahh... Timmy...
64. CHARITY: It's good, isn't it? I mean... it's CHARITY.
65. GIRLS WITH LOTS Of MAKEUP? My immediate reaction is 'skank.' Putting on lots of makeup is fun sometimes, especially as part of a costume... but on a regular basis, you're just suffering from Tammy Faye Syndrome. That much makeup is kinda bad for you too.
66. GOD: God is good. And I suspect God laughs at us a lot.
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF
67. RYAN: Seacrest-- gahhh!! Whyeeee?!?
68. ZACK: The $80 dorm fees Andrew got last year.
69. DANIELLE: Siler. My former Carmike co-worker. Theater major. I think she just graduated, or is about to.
70. DREW: Barrymore.
71. STACEY: The gay-ass manager at Bruster's. Literally gay. And curiously in the military... He is a stain upon the ice cream industry. All because he never mailed me my damn $30 paycheck!
72. JAY: The 5-year-old kid I married in kindergarten, who proved to be gay in high school.
73. BRIAN: Hehehe. The hot dude on Queer as Folk. I'm just fixated on gay people now...
74. JENNA: I don't think I know any Jennas. It does make me think of one of Rasheda's literary aliases from middle school though. Jenna Maxwell? Hm.
75. CINDY: Lauper. I don't care if that's not how she spells 'Cindy.'
76. SHANNON: Hehehe! That's Mr. Kirby's real name-- the manager at Carmike! Hahahah! I'd forgotten... all of his stuff said 'Michael Kirby.' And one day his sister called the theater and asked for 'Shannon.' And I asked 'Who?' And she said 'Oh-- Mr. Kirby.' I almost peed myself. 'SHANNON?' Heh.
77. MEGAN: Courtney's roommate
78. CAROL: O Christmas Tree
79: HEATHER: Heather Wiley from writing workshop. She's nifty. Just graduated.
80. ARTHUR: And D.W. Animated PBS aardvarks...
81. LAURA: I have a cousin named Laura...
82. AMY: Sizemore... though I also have a cousin named Amy...
83. LISA: Simpson, my cartoon incarnation apparent.
84. NATHAN: Bridger, the only true captain of seaQuest.
85. ASHLEY: and Mary Kate. DAMN the Olsen twins!
86. ADAM: and Eve.
87. CODY: Hmm. Not ringing any bells. Sounds like someone off ABC's TGIF from a while back. Step by Step! Maybe? Eh...
88. KATHY: Momma's hairdresser and mother of my first friend... though I think he's turned into a retarded redneck by now.
89. DAVE: Dr. Dave... another hot guy off QAF.
90. KATHERINE: My suitemate from last year! Well, her name's really Katherina, but either way it abbreviates to Kat.
91. MATT: Seemingly ephebophilic assistant manager of Carmike with anger management issues; interestingly enough, he seemed very concerned about not upsetting me and was actually a bit protective. Still... the dude was rumored to have had sex with 13-year-old girls in the projection rooms. >.< Yuckers. I think he was like 24...
92. MELISSA: Again... one of my cousins.
93. ALISHA: Keys.
94. AMANDA: Napier RD.
95. ALEX: FEINBERG!! Graaahhhhhh!! Kill! Actually, I'll say Alex, the blue-and-gold macaw at the museum. He's still an ass, but he's Andrew's baby. Or mate. Or some kind of inappropriate inter-special relationship.
96. JUSTIN: Timberlake. *shudder*
97. RICKY: Martin. *shudder again*
99. LAUREN: A girl from writing workshop who seems to share Mokes's obsession with StarGate.
WHICH IS BETTER....
100. COKE OR PEPSI: COKE.
102. LAKE OR OCEAN: Ocean.
103. TV OR RADIO: TV.
104. GOING TO THE MOVIES OR RENTING A MOVIE: Renting. Then I can be lewd and curse and pause the DVD to go pee.
105. BSB OR N'SYNC: BSB, yo. I will <3 A.J. forever. *slaps self*
106. 1 PILLOW OR 2: 1-- but 2 if Andrew's sharing 'cause dude is a fluff hog.
107. HOT OR COLD: Uh... cool.
108. NICE OR MEAN: Nice-- with the intermittent mean streak.
109. JOCK OR BRAIN: A fine-ass brain. You know, the words 'ass' and 'brain' just don't go together.
110. DROP DEAD GORGEOUS OR JUST GOOD LOOKING? I tend to hate drop-dead gorgeous people. It's a sad fact. So just good-looking.
111. HUG OR KISS: Snuggle!
112. SEX OR CHOCOLATE: Why not sex AND chocolate? Eh? Ehhh? Actually, that's really a poor combination. Especially with chocolate syrup...
113. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: *sigh* I don't KNOW!! Jeez.
114. HOCKEY OR FOOTBALL: Hockey, though only if we're talking field hockey, and only if I'm playing. Otherwise, f*** them both. :3
115. ABERCROMBIE OR AMERICAN EAGLE: I would say Abercrombie, though I don't buy either of them.
116. ADIDAS OR NIKE: Once upon a time, Adidas, but I've gotten indifferent to both. It's all about Chuck Taylor All-Stars, baby.
117. FREDDIE OR RYAN: Huh? I don't get it...
118. JEN OR JOEY(DAWSONS CREEK): *shrug* I avoid watching that tripe.
119. RED OR BLUE: Usually red, actually.
120. EMINEM OR WILL SMITH? Will Smith and his cwute Dumbo ears!
121. CARNIVAL OR AMUSEMENT PARK: Amusement park. Fewer carnies. :P
122. MACS OR IBM'S: I dunno. Brittany had a pretty Mac. I wouldn't know an IBM if I saw it.
123. BRITNEY OR CHRISTINA: Christina; she actually has talent and is a skank with a purpose.
124. WINTER FRESH OR DOUBLE MINT: Winterfresh; I just finished off a pack.
125.BEEN ON A PLANE: I rode in a Cessna for 15 minutes for $20 at an airshow...
126. WENT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN: Nah. I just wade in the ocean and poke at things on the beach.
127. SWAM IN A LAKE : Yup. That was kinda grody.
128. PEED IN A OCEAN: Not that I recall...
129. PEED IN A LAKE: I believe so.
130. PEED IN A POOL: No.
131. GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Nope.
132. CHEATED ON A TEST: Cha! Didn't we all abuse Dr. Johnson?
133. LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: I suppose you could call it that.
134. FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH?: I don't think so...
135. FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: I fall asleep every once in a while when snacking. Though I can't remember falling asleep during a meal.
136. GONE TO CHURCH: Yeah... *snore*
137. READ THE BIBLE: Yeah, though I never got very far. I either read a few Psalms or tried to find 'the cool stuff.' I tried reading it from the beginning once, and quit when I got to the first series of 'so-and-so begat so-and-so's.'
138. CLIMBED A TREE: Hells yeah!
139. WATCHED DAWSON'S CREEK: Once. Never again.
140. GONE WATER SKIING: No.
141. GONE SNOWBOARDING: No.
142. GONE SKATEBOARDING: Sorta...
143. FELL ASLEEP DURING A SCARY MOVIE: I fell asleep during a planetarium show once...
144. GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP: Yeah. THAT didn't go well.
145. BEEN TO CAMP: Just band camp.
146. HAVE A CAMP: No...
147. PLAYED SOCCER: Yeah. I kicked ass... for about 15 minutes. Then I had to call Mommy to bring me pants because mine were covered in mud to the waist. *sigh*
148. BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBaLL GAME: No... I could have gone because of that stupid Braves all A's thing... where they send you free tickets in elementary school... but I never went.
149. SAW A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: Nah.
150. BEEN TO A NFL GAME: Nope.
151. BEEN TO A NHL GAME: No...
152. SAT IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: Yes! Old Mexico!
153. EATEN SUSHI: Once. At China Buffet. It was like cold glue.
154. EATEN FISH: I wuv fish!
155. WATCHED DIRTY DANCING: No.
156. AND DANCED ALONG: Would I be doing this by some mystic intuition, as I have never seen the movie?
157. WANTED TO DIE: Not really. Just, I guess... hibernate for a while.
158. MET A CELEBRITY: Does Jimmy Carter count?
159. DRIVEN A CAR: Yeah.
160. DIDN'T WASH YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: I did that all the time when I was little. I was a dirty little thing.
162. BROKEN SOMETHING: Oh, YEAH.
163. BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: I never FOUND the friggin' ice cream truck! I could hear it jingle, but I could never find it! It was like a phantom or something!
164. DRIVEN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: Only on Grand Theft Auto.
165. THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE: Nope.
166. TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE: No...
168. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SCARED OF GETTING SHOT: Not really.
169. GOTTEN A CAVITY: I've gotten 3-- all on the left side. One turned into a monster hole in the tooth because the dentist was convinced it was 'just a stain.' Yeah...
170. GOT SHOT: Only with Nerf balls.
171. SAW SOMEONE DIE: Don't think so. Just animals. And that's sad enough.
172. CRIED SO LONG AND HARD YOU COULDN'T STOP SHAKING: Yeah... it's not that hard to do, you know.
173. GOTTEN INTO A FIST FIGHT? Once. With Christopher Wallace in 5th grade in the jungle gym.
174. PUNCHED SOMEONE FOR NO REASON: Always!
175. THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: Yeah. *grumble*
176. HAD AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP: Nope. Unless you count 40-year-old Indian stalkers.
177. WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: Once... and in that glorious moment, I saw MUSIC VIDEOS.
178. USED A PORTA-POTTY: *scream* Yes. AND a trailer privy at Ren Fest.
179. STAYED ONLINE TILL 4 IN THE MORNING: Yah.
180. USED SOMEONE FOR SEX: Not exactly...
181. MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: Lord, yes! But once it became a conference call affair, I more or less became a third-party witness. Poor Greenleaf.
182. CALLED SOMEONE YOU LIKED BUT HUNG UP: Oh, yes. I was dumb in middle school.
184. SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: No. There was nowhere to sneak TO.
185. STREAKED: Not for long distances.
187. GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: No...
188. WET THE BED: I know that I did it when I was little, but I don't remember specific istances.
190. HAD YOUR HOUSE ROLLED: No.
191. BROKEN THE LAW: Yeah. But in a place with archaic morality laws and abundant alcohol, that's not hard.
193. KILLED SOMEONE: Only on Grand Theft Auto.
194. KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: So many, many times.
195. SMOKED IN SCHOOL: No.
196. SKIPPED SCHOOl: Oh yes! Hong Yip lunches and MacGyver afternoons during H.S., and entire days wasted in college...
197. BEEN SCARED ENOUGH TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS: Not quite. I would be too scared to ask to go to the restroom, and thus would pee my pants.
198. BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A "FRIEND": Yep.
199. STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK: Yep.
200. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO SHOP WITH: Anyone in M'ville... and Mokes. :3
201. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX WITH?: Sassy or Andrew or Mokes.
202. WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT LIFE WITH: Sassy or Andrew or Mokes.
203. WHO DO YOU HATE? Hm... I generally only extremely dislike people. Maybe Alex Feinberg. That's a grudge to hold onto.
204. WHO MAKES YOU ANGRY? Soulless preps, sickeningly egotistical/manipulative people, stubbornly ignorant people.
205. IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE YOU'VE WANTED TO KISS FOREVER WHO WOULD IT BE? Um... I like kissing Andrew.
206. GIRLS: Depends on the girl. I hate stereotypically 'feminine' girls, and I hate militantly butchy girls-- anyone who is actually 2-dimensional or frozen at any end of the spectrum, I hate. Excuse me: extremely dislike.
207. WHO DO YOU MISS? Mokes. :(
208. WHO HAVE YOU LIKE LIKED FOREVER: Grrr. I haven't liked ANYONE 'forever.'
209. WHO WOULD YOU DIE FOR? I guess anyone at the appropriate opportunity. I mean, if I saw George W. standing in the middle of a busy highway licking an ice cream cone, I wouldn't giggle and walk off. I'd try to help him, and I could conceivably die in the process. But I don't guess that's the point of the question. Whatever.
210. HOLDS YOUR HEARING: Eh?
211. WHO IS THE NICEST FRIEND YOU KNOW?: Wasn't this asked before? And didn't I answer 'Courtney'?
212. WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY?: As if that couldn't be extrapolated from my previous answers: Andrew.
213. Time you finished: 8:00 PM on the dot. Damn I'm slow. I blame the cat. And Andrew.