Courtesy of Mokes: More Space-Filling Shiite. :P

Apr 21, 2005 21:17

**DISCLAIMER**
I would not ACTUALLY have sex with any of these people. Unless I were drunk. Or otherwise severely compromised. And Andrew were dead. Or trapped in another dimension.

A) Bold the names of guys you would definitely shag.
B) Possibly shag after a little persuasion... put in italics.
C) Leave the ones alone you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag.
D) Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
E) Add one of your own at the end.

1. Stephen Dorff
2. Wesley Snipes
3. Denzel Washington
4. Samuel L. Jackson
5. Hayden Christensen
6. Ian Somerhalder
7. James van der Beek
8. Ashton Kutcher
9. Sean William Scott
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr
13. John Hannah
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo DiCaprio
19. Billy Zane
20. Harry Connick, Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban
24. Vin Diesel
25. Paul Walker
26. Joshua Jackson
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore
29. Hugh Jackman [The last few guys were taken straight off the X-Men credits, weren't they?]
30. Will Kemp
31. David Wenham
32. Viggo Mortensen
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina [And Spider-man 2...]
37. Harrison Ford
38. Sean Connery [30 years ago, of course.]
39. Shane West
40. Stuart Townsend
41. Richard Roxburgh
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves [Mmmm... Constantine...]
55. Gary Oldman [Soooooo hot as Dracula!]
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune
60. Pierce Brosnan
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller
63. Jude Law
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp [I wouldn't even have to explain it to Andrew-- I think he'd do it too.]
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt
73. George Clooney
74. Mark Wahlberg
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
78. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson
86. Jason Isaacs [Ah, the luscious lure of Lucius Malfoy... :P]
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas [But only if he's wearing the Armand wig.]
91. Tom Cruise [But only if he's wearing the Lestat wig.]
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen
96. Kiefer Sutherland
97. Emilio Estevez
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff
106. Zack Braff
107. Harry Sinclair
108. Gerard Butler
109. Marton Csokas
110. Jeremy Sumpter
111. Sean Patrick Flanery
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy
114. Ioan Gruffudd [But he has to be costuming as Bosinney from Masterpiece Theatre]
115. Mads Mikkelsen
116. Gael Garcia Bernal
116. Enrique Murciano
117. Jamie Bamber
118. Craig Parker
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz [If I could stamp out the angsty image of Angel, maybe...]
122. James Spader
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezl
126. Josh Holloway
127. Adrien Brody
128. Luke Mably
129. Tom Welling
130. Takeshi Kaneshiro
131. Michael Vartan
132. James Purefoy
133. Marcus Schenkenberg
134. Eddie Izzard
135. David Thewlis
136. Jason Mraz
137. Michael J. Fox
138. James Woods
139. Mark Hamill
140. Topher Grace
141. Eric Szmanda
142. Vincent Kartheiser
143. Ryan Reynolds
144. Ben McKenzie
145. Chris Barrie
146. Brad Dourif [Gahhhhh!! Wormtongue!!]
147. Dan Aykroyd
148. Alexis Denisoff
149. Martin Freeman aka Arthur Dent
150. Michael Shanks
151. Richard Dean Anderson
152. Christopher Judge
153. JR Bourne
154. Don S. Davis
155. Colin Cunningham
156. Roy Scheider
157. Ted Raimi [Jesus, Mokes... why??]
158. Bruce Campbell
159. Lenny Kravitz [Well... the dreads WERE hot... and I haven't found a song of his yet that I didn't like.]
160. Christopher Walken [I <3 Gabriel.]

Well, I added a white selection and a minority selection. Aren't I diplomatic? :3 Sadly, I almost put Morgan Freeman down instead of Lenny... but he's starting to look like a grandpa. Same thing with Patrick Stewart... I figured Chris was at least a leeeeetle younger. :P
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