Calliope was dead when I got back from dinner. And I can't find the pleco Andrew bought me for V-Day. So the angst continues.
~update~
Well, Ambrose the pleco is in fact still in the tank. He's just a sneaky bastard. However, while assiduously cleaning the tank I kinda-sorta vacuumed a baby guppy... :/ She is now somewhere between my toilet and a water treatment facility. On a more positive note, the aquarium is actually clean now. Perhaps I preempted any other fishie deaths.
And here is a tribute to the scaly, hoggish, adorable blimp that was Calliope:
(I never got a pic of Julius, so yeah... and no one realllly cares about that guppy fry)