Ahhhh... ze moo cow uv luv...

Feb 02, 2005 23:16

Two versions of Moo-Cow the Mistress of Love... one without the rouge of sin:

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xayeidemon February 2 2005, 20:51:30 UTC
Ben-wa balls suck.

*ahem*

:-"

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HEM HEM trek_girl February 2 2005, 21:01:13 UTC
TEEHEE, I couldnt resist, I mean, we are a closer monthe to July which means a month closer to Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!! AHHHH!!! Jen got a what?! LOL. were you guys "hyper" or "horny?"

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Re: HEM HEM leravenn February 2 2005, 21:16:10 UTC
Hyper. Initially. I assure you. :D

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leravenn February 2 2005, 21:14:59 UTC
Well, if you're looking for a bed-rocking vibrator, yeah, I already know that. But they're good for training muscles 'down there,' and if you're obscenely patient and have 6 hours to spend in a rocking chair, may actually orgasm. Besides, if nothing else, I won't need as many Poise pads when I'm 60. ;)

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xayeidemon February 2 2005, 21:31:24 UTC
Keigels...very good...I heared some women can get off just by doing them. I haven't. And if you can keep yourself worked up for 6 hours before actually cumming, dayum. I'd probably black out after that.

Oooh, InuYasha is about come on! Sota! Laterzzz...

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leravenn February 2 2005, 22:15:52 UTC
Yeah, Kegels are handy, but I wanted some balls. :D And seriously, I read that Chinese women long, long ago would just sit. And rock. All day. I guess if your feet are bound, there's not much else to do...

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xayeidemon February 2 2005, 22:26:04 UTC
That's funny, but I felt bad for laughing at it. You're going to hell.

*proselytizes and throws some Chick tracts at you*

Hmm...I'm suddenly reminded of that lady who accosted Rasheda and me at Gateway asking if we knew the Lord. I think I told her I was Jewish.

Be sure to keep your balls clean. Like vibrators, they're only "safe" for so long.

G'night!

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leravenn February 3 2005, 15:05:15 UTC
I remember that lady, actually. And you claiming to be Jewish. What a nutter. Was she a member of that weird church with the freaky bloody Jesus float at Rose Show? *shudder* But that was insulting-- she didn't ask ME if I had found the Lord. *pfft* I should've sued her for discriminating against the redemption of caucasian souls. :D

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