My letter to santa.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In August I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In May I bought porn for maiden_deth (-10 points). Last Monday I helped homers_mom hide a body (-173 points). In September I set fadetblack's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been nice (375 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
Leragie