I'm being stalked! :O
To be fair I tested all of you. This one just had too many coincidences. You'll see what I mean. Sorry, Marty. XD
lepidoctor is being stalked on Livejournal!
teratomarty is stalking lepidoctorteratomarty's REAL name :Dale Guntonteratomarty's REAL DOB :25th March 1987Height :167 cmWeight : 55.8 kgteratomarty has dreamt about you : 6 times teratomarty became interested in you : 29th March 2007teratomarty's latest dream about you teratomarty wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.This is how teratomarty describes your relationship behind your back 'lepidoctor is my best friend in the whole world. When he dies I'm thinking of stuffing him and placing him beside my television.'teratomarty's been stealing stuff from your house too. teratomarty 'borrowed' your beloved collection of Bee-Gees LP's whilst you were napping on Christmas Day last year.They've even started modifying their body for you teratomarty spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Everyday without you is death. I've decided it's best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let's do it, for us.
The Police No. calls to the police : 4 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hello is that the police? Ah good, it's just there's this maniac standing outside my house in the pouring rain waving at me, with flowers in their hand. I think they've been following me for the last year Their name? teratomarty."teratomarty's Police File teratomarty makes Mark Champman look well-adjusted.
Testimonies about teratomarty
revmurder666 - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling
'Well well, who would have thought it? teratomarty a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.'
lessxthanxthree- Stone dead tripper
'You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I'm becoming a recluse.'
piratehatter - Nosy old hen
'It's odd, I've known some weird fucks in my time and teratomarty and lepidoctor would definitely top that list.'