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[lepetitrouge]

I bring to you, dear readers, the story of the Best Line Ever

Comments

[swannish]

Think he actually scored with that line, or it was just spur-of-the-moment spun shit?

[lepetitrouge]

Who knows. Maybe if somebody really wanted opium? I was gonna tell him he would've gotten farther if he just promised video games, but probs not good to encourage some guys.

(PS, Nate/McLovin', can I get one last dose of that game where you wave the remote around like you're having a seizure before I go on this HORRIBLE CAMPING TRIP OF DOOM? kthx)

[swannish]

Yeah, but opium's not even good. 'Hi, ridiculously addictive and a thing Chinese old guys smoked in pipes'. Lame.

If he were offering free crack, he'd probably have had a fuckload more interest.

[lepetitrouge]

He was sort of hipster looking. It doesn't surprise me - he wanted to be special. Or at least classier than pot.

Yeah, but how well can you play video games on crack?

[swannish]

Pot's so shit, anyway, half the time they cut it with oregano and the kids at my college don't even notice.

Never tried it.

[lepetitrouge]

Hahaha that makes my day. And now I know what to do if the store is out of oregano.

Me neither, but I get the impression it does not do much for your brain functions or mobility.

[swannish]

What, dump pot on your spaghetti? More expensive, dude. Although I've seriously considered selling $3 oregano to the kids at school and making big bucks.

[lepetitrouge]

Noo, you ask the dealer to cut you some oregano.

Make sure it's sheltered WASPy looking types.

[swannish]

Duh. Nothing but that type at Cornell.

[lepetitrouge]

You're set! If they catch on to you just say so, I'll totally trade off oregano-dealing with you.

[swannish]

Split the profits sixty forty, for my entreprenerial spirit.

[lepetitrouge]

I'm in it for sticking it to the white and overprivledged, but 40 sounds good too.

[swannish]

Dude, I'll take the money, if you want to be y'know, superior and shit. I'm so totally in it for the cash.

[lepetitrouge]

I can be superior and shit and still get paid. It's a delicate art.

[swannish]

Okay, okay. You flog the oregano/pot and get forty, I maintain my lily-white reputation and GPA (aka, not get flung out of Cornell) and get sixty for innovation.

[lepetitrouge]

What? Don't you want some street cred?