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Hey, any vaguely responsible human beings want a kitten? Henry's cat Emerson is knocked up.
It's a no go on my end. I'm allergic to cat spit. Plus, you know, the monster dog. I don't think Wolf would hurt a kitten on purpose but he thinks he's only as big as his head or something because he sits on me like he isn't five times my size all the freaking time. Anyway, I think that'd be irrevocably damaging to a kitten, so if you've got a happier, healthier home, speak up.
Hey, any vaguely responsible human beings want a kitten? Henry's cat Emerson is knocked up.
It's a no go on my end. I'm allergic to cat spit. Plus, you know, the monster dog. I don't think Wolf would hurt a kitten on purpose but he thinks he's only as big as his head or something because he sits on me like he isn't five times my size all the freaking time. Anyway, I think that'd be irrevocably damaging to a kitten, so if you've got a happier, healthier home, speak up.