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[lepetitrouge]

I hurt in my whole body. If my PT says it's "good pain" one more time I'm going to fucking - ugh I can't even punch him in the face it hurts too muchOh well, Pearl was super awesome this Saturday so sucks for you guys that missed it. Thanks to her I'm also a proud gym member or someshit

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[lepetitrouge]

I know right? I could probably finish the movie but that would be too easy and also require moving sometime eventually.

PS a MacGuyver solution for how to not drop my Compendium in the tub would be awesome. I kind of can't move and also don't have paperclips or chewing gum, though, which might be a problem.

[oinkvey]

[lepetitrouge]

Big Gulps are bad news bears. You gotta cut down yourself man, I expect snappy replies to my MacGuyver requests.

For real though? I didn't know they had those. I may have to hit up the consumerist jungle next weekend, since being super dead is going to happen probably a lot.

on the plus side they sell epsom salt in bulk.

[oinkvey]

[lepetitrouge]

I'm sure I could also ghetto-rig a wood board or something. Though splinters =/ win.

Uh ps IAWTC is what?

True, true. Fine, but you might as well just rig up a caffeine IV so you don't have to pee every ten minutes.

[oinkvey]

Dude, farthest thing from winning. Anyway, IAWTC = I agree with this comment. The ultimate in lazy, fat kid writing.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to pop a vein so I can shoot up the good juice.

[lepetitrouge]

Good luck with that. Remember, don't die.

[fathergander]

The best solution is to not use your compendium while you're in the bathtub. An ideal side effect of said solution is that you don't talk to boys while you're naked take shorter baths in our notably one-bathroom homestead.

Incidentally, my filing is seriously backing up while you're enjoying the throes on a training montage.

[lepetitrouge]

Sorry, not an option.

[fathergander]

[some time later]

Seriously. The spa is closed. Get out. I have to use the facilities.

You must be more wrinkled than Georgia by now.

[lepetitrouge]

Go down the hall and make some friends. I'm sure you can borrow someone's toilet.

[fathergander]

I am not asking the Fagans the neighbours to borrow their toilet!

[lepetitrouge]

Fiiiine. Give me a second. Jeez, you and your bodily functions.

[fathergander]

A wise strategic forfeit.

I was twenty seconds from peeing on your bed.

[lepetitrouge]

Dude, gross. Even the dog doesn't do that.