Apr 25, 2005 22:41
ok here's my new joke:
A physisit, a biologist, and a chemist take a vaction to the ocean together. When they get there to stand and look out accors the water.
The physisist is faciniated by the waves and undulations of the water, so he walks into the ocean to examine them. He disappears under the water, of course, and is never seen again.
The biologist thinks about all the organisms in the water and the plant life at the bottom of the sea. So he walks into the water and disappears under it forever too.
The Chemist watches all of this, then sits in the sand and thinks for a while. The he takes out his notebook and writes "Physist and Biologist: Soluble in sea water."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I am a huge nerd.
Him: Did I tell you that I missed you?
Me: No.
Him: I missed you.