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[leperkaun]

The whole time I was flying over Los Angelos and San Jose, I kept looking down on all the unbelievably expansive suburbs and thinking, "The living down there must be so cushy, I could jump out of this plane, and as long as I tucked and rolled when I hit, by the time I got to my feet I'd have an SUV and a half-million-dollar mortgage."



NinetyOneDub: im jerkin over the goo goo dolls
Irishfunnyman77: that goes on the "wall of gay chris sayings"